‘South Park’ Drops Its First Deep-Fake PSA About How Small Trump’s Dick Is

In South Park Season 27, President Donald Trump isn’t just a Middle Eastern dictator who wields the unchecked power to silence his critics and political rivals using frivolous lawsuits — he’s a Middle Eastern dictator who wields the unchecked power to silence his critics and political rivals using frivolous lawsuits, and he has a teeny-tiny, itty-bitty peenie-weenie.

After previously claiming that they were going to sit out of satirizing the 2024 general election due to concerns that South Park would become too political, Trey Parker and Matt Stone just returned with a Season 27 premiere that has likely already earned numerous angry phone calls from the White House to Paramount, Skydance and David Ellison, all of whom have been working so hard and spending so much bribe money on placating and appeasing an irate President Trump. 

In “Sermon on the 'Mount,” South Park returned after a two-year hiatus to lament how the pendulum in American culture has swung so far to the right that Cartman now looks like a moderate, and the show places the blame on the dictatorial actions of President Donald “Saddam Hussein” Trump and the media companies (Paramount) that roll over when he threatens them with a bogus lawsuit.

Thanks to Paramount's $16 million settlement (bribe) with the President over his feud with 60 Minutes for interviewing his political opponents, Trump is now suing everyone who says anything he doesn’t like, including the town of South Park, Colorado, whom he just slapped with a multi-billion-dollar lawsuit in the Season 27 opener. Thankfully, Gerald Broflovsky was able to negotiate that number down to a manageable $3.5 million, but the settlement came with a catch: South Park has to produce a series of pro-Trump PSAs on their own dime.

Luckily, Parker and Stone own their own deepfake production company, so they were able to capture Trump in all his diminutive glory.

Long-time fans of Parker and Stone will recall that the duo has ample experience recreating the likeness of President Trump in live-action using deep-fake technology. Parker and Stone’s deep-fake production company, Deep Voodoo, has generated nine-figure funding numbers from venture capital firms, and some of that start-up money went to creating the web series Sassy Justice, which told the story of a local investigative reporter in Cheyenne, Wyoming who looked suspiciously like the President in a shitty — well, shittier — wig.

Presumably, Deep Voodoo had something to do with the PSA from the end of “Sermon on the 'Mount,” which showed Trump stumbling through the desert while sloppily disrobing as a voiceover heaps Christ-levels of praise upon his great qualities and small dick. The PSA even closes by parodying those “He Gets Us” Jesus ads, offering a more fitting URL for South Park fans living in Trump's America: HeTrumpedUs.com.

That link takes fans to a page within the South Park Studios website where, hopefully, Parker and Stone will add more deepfake PSAs as Season 27 continues. Considering the opening frame of the first “pro-Trump” public service announcement states that it’s just 1 of 50 videos, this probably isn’t the last time we’ll see a sweaty, disoriented Trump’s talking shlong on cable television. Perhaps South Park’s opening disclaimer should come with a content warning for teen beauty pageant participants.