Donald Trump Sex Traffics Dora The Explorer in Tonight’s New ‘South Park’
President Donald “Saddam Hussein” Trump recently admitted that Jeffrey Epstein sourced underaged victims for his pedophilia ring from the staff of the spa at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort, but Immigration and Customs Enforcement is going to make sure that the President’s pleasure palace is always fully stocked.
In tonight’s highly anticipated new episode of South Park, the “fourth-rate” and “irrelevant” series took aim at the ICE agents who are conducting daily kidnapping raids of residents and citizens across the country. Leading up to “Got a Nut,” the Right attempted to reverse course on their previous dismissal of South Park by pretending to be in on the joke for tonight’s immigration and podcasting-themed episode, first when Charlie Kirk changed his profile picture to Cartman’s parody of him, and then when ICE used a still from the episode’s promo to advertise their recruitment page.
Considering how South Park just exposed ICE agents for being cowardly, soulless losers whose only qualification is a steady pulse, I don’t think the Department of Homeland Security’s Twitter manager is going to get their nut on that one.
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During “Got a Nut,” new ICE agent Mr. Mackey participates in a raid of a Dora the Explorer live concert that ends with the adventurous, beloved and bilingual child getting shoved into the back of an ICE van, which then takes her straight to the Mar-a-Lago spa for some “masseuse” work.
If the image of a frowning Dora giving who we can assume to be an important Trump donor a sensual massage disturbs you, that’s the point — nothing about what ICE is doing is okay, nor is it remotely acceptable that the President keeps underaged girls at the ready in his private paradise that’s basically a sister resort to Little Saint James Island. But the most upsetting part of “Got a Nut’s” Dora subplot is that, honestly, it’s not all that far-fetched.
With zero oversight, ICE can steal any young woman off the street so long as she has the right skin color, and given the agency’s complete disregard for due process, nobody can stop ICE from transporting these girls wherever the President sees fit, regardless of their citizenship status. And, while Dora thankfully escaped Trump/Hussein’s perverted clutches at the end of “Got a Nut,” here in the real world, there are no Mr. Mackeys breaking kids out of Mar-a-Lago while ICE agents scramble to recover Kristi Noem’s sentient, detached face after it melts off of her skull from too much plastic surgery.
Nobody could stop Trump if he decided that South Park’s portrayal of the ICE-detention-to-Mar-a-Lago-spa pipeline was a good idea — well, nobody besides a pack of specially trained boars, that is.