If you're like us, you probably take it for granted that each day is going to be pretty much like the one before. You wake up, go to work, convince your boss you're worth the buckets of gravy you make as your salary every week, go home, and start over. Now imagine that when you wake up tomorrow, your Dilbertesque routine is interrupted by the constant humming of a theremin, and no matter where you stand, you always seem to be under the shadow of something ominous.
You'd probably start to imagine you're in the beginning scenes of a sci-fi thriller. And if you live in any of the places where these real-world stories are happening as we speak, you probably are.
#5. Mysterious Giant Holes Are Popping Up in Siberia
Recently Siberia -- which is like Russia, but without Putin running the show -- was attacked by several invisible missiles ... or so you'd guess, because that would be one of the saner explanations for this:
We stand by our "Horny Galactus" theory.
Out of nowhere, a giant mysterious hole emerged in a remote part of northern Siberia. Every cryptozoologist from the Bigfoot Fan Club to leprechaun enthusiasts turned their less-than-skeptical eye to this strange phenomenon. Only to have it happen again, and again, and again.
All over the remote parts of Siberia, or what scientists are calling "the end of the world," large holes have been found in the Earth where only days before there was solid ground. Even weirder, a giant Bugs Bunny has yet to pop up out of any of them. If we listen to movie logic, we could easily extrapolate the data and determine that there's a Lovecraftian horror carefully punching out holes in the Earth from its underground chamber. That, or Satan is getting ready for a visit and he can't decide which part of Siberia is worthy of his big entrance.
If you actually want a less than horrific explanation for the holes, scientists think the Earth itself is farting, and these are our planet's new buttholes.
Speaking of buttholes ...
#4. 30,000 Monkeys Terrorize India's Capital
In New Delhi, India, monkeys are a part of daily life in the way obesity is a part of Western civilization -- always there staring you in the face. Despite being the capital of the nation, New Delhi has always had more than its fair share of monkeys roaming the streets, stealing, vandalizing, and terrorizing people. But Indians weren't taking this lying down -- they had developed a way to fight back against the small red-faced rhesus monkeys ... with larger tame monkeys called langurs. But there's one problem -- back in 2012, India made it illegal to own a langur, them being an endangered species and all.
When monkeys are outlawed, only outlaws are monkeys.
So what was the city to do about the 30,000 monkeys roaming the streets, attacking people willy-nilly, straight up killing New Delhi's deputy mayor at one point? Well, with langurs out of the picture, the city hired langur impersonators who could duplicate the langur calls in the hopes that the rhesus couldn't tell the difference. Try to figure out which is scarier for everyday New Delhi residents: existing at the beginning of the real-world rise of the apes, or the fact that your fellow humans appear to have crossed to the other side.
#3. Mysterious Woman in Black Walks Across Appalachian America
If you're unfamiliar with Johnny Cash's songs that aren't "Walk the Line," "Ring of Fire," or the ever popular "Everybody Loves a Nut," he once sang a haunting ballad about a dead man executed for a crime he didn't commit. And the lover he left behind visits his grave while wearing a long black veil. Here are the lyrics, just in case you're looking for a downer:
She walks these hills in a long black veil
She visits my grave when the night winds wail
Nobody knows, nobody sees
Nobody knows but me
Now that you know this folk/country song exists, get a gander at the real-world version of a Southern ghost story:
The Woman in Black has been popping up across the Appalachian South, and no one quite knows what to think of her. In a climate that easily tops the 100-degree mark in July, the woman is clad in heat-attracting black from head to toe and walks everywhere she goes. And "everywhere she goes" includes Tennessee, Ohio, Kentucky, and both of the Virginias. The only thing we know for sure is that her fans have created a Facebook page that's almost 80,000 followers strong and that people who've encountered her say she gives them a "peaceful feeling" and that she's got a "glow around her" and that she's a "straight up angel from heaven" (sources pending).
The truth might be even closer to the Johnny Cash song than anyone realizes. After seeing her picture, a man named Raymond Poles stepped forward and claimed that the woman is his 56-year-old sister, Elizabeth, a mother of two and an Army vet who lost her husband in 2008 and her dad in 2009. After getting treatment to deal with her grief for a while, she apparently decided "Never mind," scored some black clothes, made a bag, and just started walking.