34 Children's Books Updated for Modern Problems

We asked our readers to reach back to when they were kids, pull out a book, and update to reflect the times we live in now.
34 Children's Books Updated for Modern Problems

We all had classic children's books in our childhood. But the morals and messages of those books don't really stand up to today's ever-changing cultural and technological landscape. We asked our readers to reach back to when they were kids, pull out a book, and update to reflect the times we live in now. Winner got $100 ....

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