14 Realities of Romantic Relationships in Chart Form

Of all the things you see charted in elementary and middle school -- the human tongue, the color spectrum-- what to expect from romantic relationships would seem to be a pretty conspicuous omission.
14 Realities of Romantic Relationships in Chart Form

Of all the things you see charted in elementary and middle school -- the human tongue, the color spectrum-- what to expect from romantic relationships would seem to be a pretty conspicuous omission. We asked you to show us the charts you wish you'd seen before you ever admitted to liking someone as more than a friend. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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14 Realities of Romantic Relationships in Chart Form
CRACKEDG COM Doing what you want Doing what she wants Doing stuff to get out of trouble
AM I I RELATIONSHIP MATERIAL? A GUIDE FOR WOMEN ARE YOU A WOMAN? NO YES ARE YOU HOT? YES NO DOESN'T MATTER DO YOU HAVE A NICE PERSONALITY? YES NO DOES
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Frequency of Activities Over CRACKED COM the Lifespan of a Real Doll b Frequency TIME Sex List tening to his manifesto Cuddling Reassure him he's perf
Time Spent in the Shower with your Girlfriend 4% Actuall showering 5% Attempt at Shower Sex 24% Successful Shower Sex 67% Discussion about peeing in t
Sex Habits of a Married Couple (with children) It's Kids after MOVIE asleep dark SEX Light Game Fondling Family Night Neither party has recently defec
CHANCE LILIII OF SEX AGAINST PRICE OF MEAL 100% 75% 50% 25% 0% $10 $10 $25 $50 $100 >$100 PRICE OF MEAL KEY: CHANCE OE sex WITH A MAN CRACKED.COM CHAN
CRACKED.COM U Co-Workers Female w about Sync N Cycles Complaining Emerge Emerges Annoyances War Hrs BFFS Trio Tension Petty Menstrual Cliques Turf 6 T
CRACKED HOM BIREAKUPS 5+ Years 2 Years Bestir 1 Year Her 6 Months Date Sho 1 Month You 1 Week When NEVER! 1 Week 1 Month 6 Months 1 Yea 2 Years 5+ Yea
CRACKED com Number of cats it ::: takes to make the pain go away. 1 2 3 4 5 5 Number of failed relationships

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