20 Features the Next iPhone Should Totally Have
With nearly half of America's GDP going toward purchasing apps for mobile devices, it seems like someone should have invented one that actually does something by now. That's where you guys come in.
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#23.
by El_Vanja
#22.
by Agent Spiff
#21.
by Herr Terror
ReplyLook at the date this was posted, man.
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ANDROID OS?
Reply#23 was the best. Not only for those who can't spell, but when you're typing fast and getting stuff done and type wrong so it corrects it for you.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesAlso, a LOT of these I didn't get. What's going on with #2,#16 and #20??
I didn't get 22 or 16 either, but 2 is the T-1000 from Terminator 2.
20 is the flux capacitor. look it up if you hate amazing movies.
In #2 the the iPhone completely fixes itself after getting broken.
I don't have an iphone but I'd get one for #22
ReplyGoogle Android OS
Replyyeah freezing and restarting for no reason 20 times a day. thats the shlt..
A golden turd would sink, would it not?
ReplyIt would.
maybe it's a visualization of that traditional saying: "every turd has a golden lining".
Why is everyone using the old iphone model?
Replybecause the template is easy to find :)
Look at the date this was posted, man.
#3 and the wingman app.MUST HAVE!!
ReplyI would pay big money for #14!
Replyi like numbers 19-11,3,9 and 6... does that make me an asshole?
ReplyFor time travel, I'd take #20 over #12 anyday.
ReplyThe two white girls have STD's, but the japanese girl doesn't, that's not right.
ReplyIt's not only messed up but probably true.
WHOO!!! RATM REFERENCE IN #7!!! THAT SURE IS ANGRY BALL SHAVING MUSIC!!! WHOO!!! I'M 12!!! WHOO!!!
ReplyWHOO!!! YOU'RE AN IDIOT! WHOO!
No. 1 spelled detector wrong.
ReplyAnd yet, it won... proving that grammar nazi don't actually run the internet like they thought.
Duckface? Isn't there already a word for that? "Pout" anyone?
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesNo. A pout is about 1/5th of a duckface.
The duckface is 50% pout, 50% sass, and 100% f*****g retarded
and 200% s**t
I dont think #1 was anywhere near the best. I liked 3 or 2 better.
ReplyIf logic serves, 2 and 3 are right next to #1. So that's right near the best.
Detector was spelled wrong in number 1....anyone else notice this?
Replyyes, dectector.
#2 was the best
ReplyThey need get on that s**t now!!!!
Replyso i ask the guy what that is as we're disembarking, says the syllables i missed again, so i say anywhere not a carrier to get it? he says truckers use it a lot but they kill you for it and it's obvoius now with the testing in the sewage
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesWhat the fuck?
Yeah man, too truereal. I swirled there with the rest stop, and she did sewage was the kill for it too.
Wow.. I remember the first time I took peyote.. this post takes me back...