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20 Everyday Items If They Were Designed for Batman

By CRACKED Readers July 17, 2008 335,144 views
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Batman proved to the world that every object can be improved by making it black and bat-shaped. We wondered what everyday household objects would look like if Batman was put in charge of the design. We asked you to Photoshop the results, and offered $50 to the winner.

That winner is below, but first, the runners-up:

#20.


by joscott


#19.


by BooBooKittyFvck


#18.


by codespyder


#17.


by jazbeck


#16.


by Lavinia


#15.


by Mauso


#14.


by chemo


#13.


by mellowmonkey1


#12.


by mellowmonkey1


#11.


by Rimshot


#10.


by Mauso


#9.


by VossBC


#8.


by jrmints


#7.


by mellowmonkey1


#6.


by damnluckydog


#5.


by Darren_Darby


#4.


by iantendo


#3.


by jazbeck


#2.


by damnluckydog


And the winner is...


by bunker6


Congrats, bunker6. You win money.

Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

Features You Want Included In The Next iPhone.

The iPhone 3G is here, which means it's time for us to immediately start our pie-in-the-sky thinking about what the iPhone 4G will do. So what would you have the Apple engineers include in the next model? Don't let current technology or the laws of physics limit your imagination. Making it work is their problem.

Post your entries in the forums.

If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Or check out our look at 25 Historical Events (As Depicted by 5 Year Olds). Or, for pictures too strange to make up, but not too strange to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.


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93 Comments

18 was extraordinarily badass.
I want it.

...Along with everything else.

6/14/2009 1:29:45 PM
SIMM0NS77

"MOST DESTRUCTIVE ROUTE SELECTED"

I nearly died.

1/21/2009 5:22:31 PM
haaabee

@Maryland

They're for Batgirl.

1/16/2009 3:36:50 PM
Tartra

Quickly,to the bat toaster!

1/7/2009 4:32:24 PM
MikeRotch

Note to rod:
Not a diaper. It's a f*****g maxi pad, dumbass. Now, why the hell batMAN needs a maxi pad...

11/27/2008 5:25:35 PM
Maryland_Belle

They should make that iPod. That'd be sweet.

9/6/2008 5:48:05 PM
HomicidalClown

The braces, the lawnmower, the hairdryer and the Ipod are hilariously imaginative.

8/29/2008 5:42:31 PM
solardave

As always, #1 is good, but probably didn't deserve the win. Oh, well.

8/2/2008 6:58:28 PM
Caspian

Dipers, bracers and hair dryer are the best

7/30/2008 8:55:05 AM
rodrigorenzo

The people who made these should patent their ideas. I would honestly buy 2 6 11 13 15 16 and 18. Seriously, these are awesome.

7/24/2008 12:08:34 PM
padme

Come on, 19 12 and 7 are all better than 1.

7/24/2008 2:25:42 AM
Hokerou

#17 was AWESOME!!! Amazing- now that was a fan of Batman who has read the books, the panels from arkham asylum with the pearl necklace breaking----- ok ok it may not be the most funny- but it definitely wins gold for darkest humor on the list. BOOM!

7/22/2008 10:02:45 AM
bunbun777

tehee hair dryer was the best

7/20/2008 1:25:03 PM
starberry

those were all awesome! (...well xept maybe 6...0_0)

7/19/2008 9:31:53 PM
Mighty

Nice article! BTW, I also saw many hot sexy pics&vids @plusmeet.co m__! Many sexy big beauties, big handsome guys and their admirers meet there for fun&love!

7/19/2008 9:45:05 AM
spambot

I actually would buy #11.

7/18/2008 6:42:08 PM
gdinelli

#4 ftw
"hey is that just for men you're using?"
"no baby...this is just for BATMen.."

7/18/2008 5:11:22 PM
tony_47

The censored porn one reminds me of this....

http://www.thelinkist.com/2008/05/ex-porn-picutres.html

7/18/2008 3:01:19 PM
Taymag

I want the iBat

7/18/2008 12:36:49 PM
lightbluenym

#5 or #9 totally shoulda won

7/18/2008 11:42:54 AM
Pawdeeyah

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