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20 Everyday Items If They Were Designed for Batman

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Batman proved to the world that every object can be improved by making it black and bat-shaped. We wondered what everyday household objects would look like if Batman was put in charge of the design. We asked you to Photoshop the results, and offered $50 to the winner.

That winner is below, but first, the runners-up:

#20.


by joscott


#19.


by BooBooKittyFvck


#18.


by codespyder


#17.


by jazbeck


#16.


by Lavinia


#15.


by Mauso


#14.


by chemo


#13.


by mellowmonkey1


#12.


by mellowmonkey1


#11.


by Rimshot


#10.


by Mauso


#9.


by VossBC


#8.


by jrmints


#7.


by mellowmonkey1


#6.


by damnluckydog


#5.


by Darren_Darby


#4.


by iantendo


#3.


by jazbeck


#2.


by damnluckydog


And the winner is...


by bunker6


Congrats, bunker6. You win money.

Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

Features You Want Included In The Next iPhone.

The iPhone 3G is here, which means it's time for us to immediately start our pie-in-the-sky thinking about what the iPhone 4G will do. So what would you have the Apple engineers include in the next model? Don't let current technology or the laws of physics limit your imagination. Making it work is their problem.

Post your entries in the forums.

If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Or check out our look at 25 Historical Events (As Depicted by 5 Year Olds). Or, for pictures too strange to make up, but not too strange to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.




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They should make that iPod. That'd be sweet.

Posted on 9/6/2008 5:48:05 PM

The braces, the lawnmower, the hairdryer and the Ipod are hilariously imaginative.

Posted on 8/29/2008 5:42:31 PM

As always, #1 is good, but probably didn't deserve the win. Oh, well.

Posted on 8/2/2008 6:58:28 PM

Dipers, bracers and hair dryer are the best

Posted on 7/30/2008 8:55:05 AM

The people who made these should patent their ideas. I would honestly buy 2 6 11 13 15 16 and 18. Seriously, these are awesome.

Posted on 7/24/2008 12:08:34 PM

Come on, 19 12 and 7 are all better than 1.

Posted on 7/24/2008 2:25:42 AM

#17 was AWESOME!!! Amazing- now that was a fan of Batman who has read the books, the panels from arkham asylum with the pearl necklace breaking----- ok ok it may not be the most funny- but it definitely wins gold for darkest humor on the list. BOOM!

Posted on 7/22/2008 10:02:45 AM

tehee hair dryer was the best

Posted on 7/20/2008 1:25:03 PM

those were all awesome! (...well xept maybe 6...0_0)

Posted on 7/19/2008 9:31:53 PM

Nice article! BTW, I also saw many hot sexy pics&vids @plusmeet.co m__! Many sexy big beauties, big handsome guys and their admirers meet there for fun&love!

Posted on 7/19/2008 9:45:05 AM

I actually would buy #11.

Posted on 7/18/2008 6:42:08 PM

#4 ftw
"hey is that just for men you're using?"
"no baby...this is just for BATMen.."

Posted on 7/18/2008 5:11:22 PM

The censored porn one reminds me of this....

http://www.thelinkist.com/2008/05/ex-porn-picutres.html

Posted on 7/18/2008 3:01:19 PM

I want the iBat

Posted on 7/18/2008 12:36:49 PM

#5 or #9 totally shoulda won

Posted on 7/18/2008 11:42:54 AM

13 and 9 looked the best IMHO, but 2 was the funniest.

f**k superman. I f*****g hate him. ><

Posted on 7/18/2008 9:48:12 AM

Holy crap - #16 is a blowdryer.

Posted on 7/18/2008 8:30:43 AM

Many people are discussing it at wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M, where the hot affluent singles and sexy girls and models to hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating!

Posted on 7/18/2008 5:32:21 AM

correction
2 and 11
wtf, sorry

Posted on 7/18/2008 4:17:49 AM

#2 and #8... lovely

Posted on 7/18/2008 4:13:26 AM

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