14 Ways The Future Will Look Down Upon Today's Society

Aliens probably haven't touched down on earth because they think we're a planet full of six billion bigots.
14 Ways The Future Will Look Down Upon Today's Society

Hindsight is 20/20 -- that's why we look at those who came before us and gaze down our collective nose at past societies for making people drink bile, or using severed heads for sports entertainment.

But let's not act like our shit doesn't stink. When future cultures look at our time period, they're probably going to think the bile drinking thing wasn't so crazy.

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