Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Lebowski." You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

You can check out more of my stuff at www.thelastgaffe.com and I've just started doing some writing for Spike.com. Basically, I should be holding a sign that says, "will write for food" right about now. By the way, I'm (sadly) not actually The Dude. I just happen to like drinking White Russians and playing Wii bowling.