Cyriaque Lamar is a comedy writer from New Jersey. He currently edits for Cracked as well.

Listen up, David Fincher.

Brought to you by Mega Man and Viagra.

Look! Up in the sky, it's...wait, what the ...

We can't all be "Tricky Dick."

Spice up that baseball game! Or school! Or ...

A little racism and bestiality never hurt ...

The Covenant's got nothing on Otto.

Yes, you can pretty much get addicted to...

Cracked does not endorse getting high. But ...

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Sadly, video games are a poor substitutefor ...