Cyriaque Lamar
Cyriaque Lamar was Managing Editor of Cracked. He was previously Senior Editor of the Gawker Media science fiction site io9 and Nottingham High School Prom King 2002.
5 Insane Pieces of NFL Fan Art Made by the Internet
Behold our chilling findings, as our sanity will not allow us to carry this burden alone.
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10 Real Book Covers From Dinosaur-On-Human Sex Novels
We aren't sure if we're terrified or extremely aroused.
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The Adventures of Dick Earthquake, Jedi Shithead
It turns out being an evil Jedi isn't all it cracked up to be.
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5 'Breaking Bad' Actors Whose Early Roles Now Look Hilarious
Everyone is so innocent before meth takes its toll.
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3 Reasons Why Every News Story Should Be About Ducks
Duck news is perfect news.
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A Sincere Apology From Cracked to the Daily Mail
We are very sorry for messing with the space-time continuum.
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3 Superman Vs. Batman Comic Storylines the Movie Should Keep
The 2015 'Man of Steel' sequel will also feature Batman. If their past pairings are any indication, we should be expecting comedy.
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4 Miserable Experiences You Can't Avoid at Comic-Con
Comic-Con has afforded me some of my fondest memories of my person-who-writes-swear-words-on-the-Internet career. But jumping Jehoshaphat, am I glad to stay home this year.
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The 10 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Safety Posters Ever
Here are 10 of the most ominous safety posters ever to grace break rooms across the globe. It's unclear if they improved morale, but these posters certainly filled workers with the fear of a dark and wrathful god.
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4 WTF Moments From the 'Aliens vs Predator' Cartoon For Kids
2010's 'Predators' was serviceable, but it didn't have nearly enough governors.
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The 10 Greatest Wrestler Glamour Shots of All Time
Many pro wrestlers nowadays craft their ring personalities using some mixture of barbarian aggression and homicidal machismo. But back in the 1980s, things were vastly different.
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The 7 Least Sexy Songs About Sex
Here are the seven sexiest songs for the discerning individual whose life is one never-ending awkward silence.
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The IRS 'Comedy' Video That Cost (You) $60,000
When Uncle Sam decides to muscle in on our territory and swirl his tricolor digits in our stew of mirth, a rebuttal is in order.
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The 5 Most Insane Moments in Indian Comic Books
1980s Indian comic books were the best. Sometimes the English translation was baffling, other times the plots were inscrutable, and -- if you were really lucky -- these twain did meet.
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5 Great Songs to Immediately Ruin a Party
What if you want to hold a confusing party? What if you, the malevolent puppet master that you are, expressly invited those poor bastards who'll return your calls for mind games and bacon-wrapped dates? Simple -- just turn on any of these five songs.
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Why McDonald's Has the Most Insane Twitter Account
Who the hell do these people think they're talking to? McDonald's CEO Don Thompson? A laptop possessed by the ghost of Maurice McDonald? Mayor McCheese?
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The 6 Most Terrifying Sex Illustrations on Wikipedia
Despite being one of the most visited sites on the Internet, Wikipedia is jam-packed with marvelously janky doodles of dead-eyed humans doing it.
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