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6 Popular Songs You Didn't Know Have Dark Hidden Messages
The drawback of making a subtle point in song about the human condition is that nobody pays attention to subtle points in songs.
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- By Andy Kneis
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6 Little-Known Driving Tips That Could Save Your Life
If you're reading this, hopefully it means that you are intent on doing what it takes to survive in a world full of bad drivers by being just a little more careful.
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- By Ajay Kumar
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- 1792
6 Happy Movie Endings That Actually Ruin the Hero's Life
If there's one thing Hollywood loves more than a happy ending, it's a happy ending that accidentally screws over the hero.
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- By Douglas A. McDonnell, Alex Race
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- 1552
5 Inspiring True Stories For Anyone Feeling Cynical Today
Spending too much time on the Internet is a surefire way to become hopelessly cynical, but we know there's a tiny glimmer of idealism burning away inside you. It's worth it to take some time every now and again to remind yourself that it's there.
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- By J.F. Sargent
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- 1484
6 Baffling Modern-Day Disasters of Biblical Proportions
The disasters that happened in the Bible tended to be weird and they just don't happen any more. (Well ... almost.)
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- By Colin Rowe
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- 925
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Cracked Round-Up: Soul-Searching Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The 6 Most Brutal Murders Committed by Batman
It turns out that Batman has not just murdered several dudes over the years, but done so in gruesome ways that probably made his victims wish that he'd just shot them.
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- By CRACKED Staff, Lucas White
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- 940
5 Everyday Things That Can Literally Drive You Crazy
Your brain is just another part of your body, and just as you can get a cold by touching a doorknob somebody sneezed on, there are all sorts of random and innocuous things that can make it go haywire.
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- By XJ Selman, Nadia Lopez
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- 1005
The 5 Ballsiest Double-Crosses Ever Pulled Off
Some people turn betrayal into an art form, screwing over those who trusted them in ways so unbelievably insane that we can't help feeling a little bit of admiration for these guys ...
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- By Ryan J.
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- 317
6 Insane Superstitions That Are Still Shockingly Influential
Maybe you're a totally rational human being who also happens to believe in alien abductions, ghost kidnappings or yeti carjackings. That's OK. You're not alone. Why, sometimes even courts and governments blur the line between reality and bullshit.
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- By Jesse Clark, Steve Hanley
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- 1980
5 Of Life's Most Mundane Problems (Solved With Math)
Not everyone can discover the cure for cancer, which is apparently why a whole lot of scientists opt to research other, more mundane things.
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- By Karl Smallwood, XJ Selman
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- 1229
The 6 Most Mind-Blowing Superpowers of Bees
If you thought that flitting around flowers and falling over dead were the only things bees were good at, then you are sorely misinformed, friend.
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- By Monte Richard
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- 745
6 Insane (But Convincing) Fan Theories About Kids' Cartoons
Just like a broken watch, even the Internet is right every once in a while
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- By M. Asher Cantrell, M.W.
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The 8 Greatest Eddie Murphy Movies of All Time
We asked some of your favorite Cracked writers to pick their favorite Eddie Murphy movie, and defend their picks in a sudden-death, no-holds-barred cage match of thoughtful, comedy enthusiasm.
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- By CRACKED Staff
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- 609
5 Secret Languages That Stuck It to the Man
We told you about how old-time criminals invented a bunch of the slang you use today. Well, turns out they aren't the only ones with their own language.
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- By C. Coville, Karl Smallwood
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- 721