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14 More of the Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics Ever

By Adam Brown May 25, 2009 596,719 views
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As we chronicled in our previous installment, context can be everything when talking about song lyrics. It's easy to pull one line from a homophobic tough-guy gangsta rapper that, on its own, makes him sound ravenously gay.

So let's do that now.

#14.
Canibus - "Second Round K.O."

The Lyric:
"You might got more cash than me, but you ain't got the skills to eat a nigga's ass like me."

What He's Probably Saying:

"Despite what your extravagant wealth may imply, I am, in fact, the more superior rapper and can destroy the ego of any opponent."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"You might be rich, but you will never toss a salad the way I do."

#13.
Ice-T - "99 Problems"

The Lyric:
"I got a bitch who's a man"

What He's Probably Saying:

"That dude is a bitch!"

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"That dude is my transvestite girlfriend!"

#12.
Mac Dre - "Back N Da Hood"

The Lyric:
"I need some cock hella bad, I need to be free. Steady dreaming about wrecking guts and cock. Laying on my bunk busting nuts in socks."

What He's Probably Saying:

"You know what sucks? Being in jail. I need to get out of here. Seriously, I need some pussy. I dream about it every night. Whoa, don't put that sock on!"

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"Jail is lonely as shit. I just sit around beating off and wishing I was free. Maybe I'll feel better if I get some dick."

#11.
Sheek Louch - "Good Love"

The Lyric:
"Now I'm in the club, no V.I.P.
I'm down low where every last hoodlum be
I feel baby boy tryin to ice grill me
Walk up to him, you know nice and polite
Let him now it's real, lift the shirt up light
I'ma let it off cause I ain't tryin to fight"

What He's Probably Saying:

"So I'm in the club, right? And I mean in the club, not up in V.I.P. or some weak stuff like that. Anyway, I'm walking around and I see this dude eying me. So I walk over to him, and I'm all, 'Hello sir, I'm not here for fisticuffs, but I will shoot you. With my gun.'"

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"So I'm in the club. I'm on the down low... I think you know what I mean. Anyway, I see this guy checking me out. So I walk over to him, but I'm kind of shy around dudes. I didn't really know what to say so I just sorted lifted my shirt up and showed him my abs. He seemed offended so I'm like, 'Relax, I don't want to fight, I'm just hoping to let one off. On your chest or face, if possible.'"

#10.
N.E.R.D. - "Rockstar"

The Lyric:
"Guess you ain't heard that we swallow guys."

What He's Probably Saying:

"You may not know this, but we're very monster-like in the way we approach confrontation."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"In case you haven't heard, we swallow, guys."

#9.
N.E.R.D. - "Lap Dance"

The Lyric:
"I dare a motherfucker to come in my face."

What He's Probably Saying:

"Seriously, I wish a motherfucker would step in my face. They'll get knocked the fuck out."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"Go ahead, blow that hot load in my face. I dare you!"

#8.
Ghostface Killah featuring Jadakiss - "Run"

The Lyric:
Jadakiss: I might gotta take my shirt off
Ghostface: Yeah, kid
Jadakiss: I like that one
Ghostface: Uh-huh, go in, go in

What They're Probably Saying:

Jadakiss: I'm very excited right now. So much so that I may even take my shirt off.
Ghostface: That's a wonderful idea.
Jadakiss: This beat is super.
Ghostface: I concur. This would be an excellent time to enter the recording booth.

What We Like To Think They're Saying:

Jadakiss: I'm getting really hot right now. I should probably take my shirt off.
Ghostface: Yeah, take it off.
Jadakiss: You have a lovely ass.
Ghostface: I know. You should put your boner in it.

All I want to say is that these were not in the right order. #6 or #4 are obviously more gay.

11/17/2009 4:28:44 PM
trlkly

In the song 'tha product' by Nine, the chorus goes - "I got tha product to keep your ass open, I got tha product to keep your ass smokin"

Can't think of any explanation for this chorus other than the 'product' being poppers. Can't think of any other product rumored to keep your ass open.

9/13/2009 8:56:42 AM
dacy_ebd

"In case you haven't heard, we swallow, guys." lol

9/7/2009 4:33:48 PM
bosox26

actually, the dmx lyric was meant as a specific diss to k-solo. x stole a song from solo while solo was locked up, and when solo made a song about x stealing his song, x made the song get at me dog, in which he said "and all my mans that's been to jail before, suck my dick!". he was telling solo to suck his dick, because that is the ultimate insult to someone whose been in jail, and implies that k-solo was turned out in jail and is now a b***h who sucks dick. silly and pathetic, yes, but what dmx said is precisely what he meant. he was telling k-solo to suck his dick..
(and yes, dmx actually did steal a song from k-solo. the song was spellbound, and it was responsible for dmx having a career.)

8/27/2009 8:49:42 AM
kinky_kitty

ice t made a song with the same title. its way before Jay z time though haha. that n***a is ollldddd!

8/27/2009 2:42:54 AM
eytttt

Isn't 99 Problems a Jay-Z song?

8/26/2009 3:24:42 PM
yugosakimi

hahaha this article is highly amusing

8/20/2009 9:04:50 PM
wickedmonkey

lol did ne 1 notice tht jason vorhees sed he never read ne 1s comments in a REPLY to sum1s comment? tht was a comeback to something negative they sed to him.....but he didnt read it .....only replied lmao dude is seriously ignorant i fckn luv cracked! n now he prlly gna say sum dumb s**t 2 me even tho he DOESNT READ COMMENTS......lol

8/5/2009 12:06:22 PM
fii11

These felt more taken out of context than the last.

8/4/2009 9:17:32 PM
kamikaze14

"When you awaken your manhood'll be taken."

That sounds more like he's gonna chop the other guy's dick off.

8/4/2009 8:50:39 AM
Fujicakes

sorry guys but i got u all beat. The worst line ever is jadakiss," the first 2 words i learnt were squeeze and c**k." off the money power respect album. Sorry jada.

8/1/2009 6:54:21 PM
bpf42803

You missed the most obvious one of all, Stuck In A Closet.

7/5/2009 11:43:34 AM
evolnemesis

missing: stunt 101 by g unit & 50 cent

6/27/2009 2:09:25 AM
MiracleRobot

thamusicaddict,

The point is to take the lyrics out of context. How'd you not gather that from the intro?

6/25/2009 12:09:09 PM
HomicidalClown

great i see that jason dude is back writing his novels in the comment section again.wanna know whats the gayest thing on this list?anything that a*****e writes.seriously dude STOP with the comments no one laughs at anything you say.unless they laugh at what a complete tool you are."Know what i be sayin"idiot.

secondly i have to agree with italian goddess hip hop or rap really is dead and died with big and pac.(with the exception of outkast first few albums)

6/25/2009 8:48:27 AM
Patrick_Bateman

Gotta mention Jadakiss' "Hearing you out is senseless/ perhaps, for instance/ ill give this faggot a french kiss."

6/20/2009 10:48:38 AM
america123

In the next installment, you should mention Petrified by Fort Minor where the second verse contains the following lyrics:

"You and your boys, ya don't know me. You really wanna hold me? Show me, homey. Let's get it over with for good. I've got a friction addiction, I wish ya would."

That's pretty god damn gay.

5/31/2009 8:51:44 AM
TannerW

I just want to point out that #10 N.E.R.D. - Rockstar

The line says "I guess you ain't heard that we swallowed lies"

not guys..

listen to the song. really. thats all I ask. think. (you can do it!) "we aren't gonna take it no more" "you think that you will get away with it". Two lines that follow the same context as swallowing lies, not eating c**k (unless you happen to be a gay protester)


I just hope theres not a deeper reason for this 'freudian slip' of the mind.

5/31/2009 12:38:34 AM
73klord9001

Mobb Deep:

I hope it gets back to him, 'cause I'll screw him. He shitted on my man and we got plans to do him.

I think this takes the cake for gay sounding lyrics...

5/30/2009 10:54:01 AM
RoryL

Sorry for the over-posting, here...

Jason, do you have a myspace? A Facebook?

Don't take this the wrong way, I just want to see more of you, to learn more about you, to know what really makes you 'tick'. It's no that I have an obsession with social networking websites, it's just that these sites sometimes actually give you a small glimpse at a person.

This isn't for flame/spam reasons. I'm dead serious.

5/30/2009 2:09:52 AM
MandeR
Cracked stuff on