14 More of the Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics Ever
As we chronicled in our previous installment, context can be everything when talking about song lyrics. It's easy to pull one line from a homophobic tough-guy gangsta rapper that, on its own, makes him sound ravenously gay.
So let's do that now.

The Lyric:
"You might got more cash than me, but you ain't got the skills to eat a nigga's ass like me."
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What He's Probably Saying: "Despite what your extravagant wealth may imply, I am, in fact, the more superior rapper and can destroy the ego of any opponent." |
What We Like To Think He's Saying: "You might be rich, but you will never toss a salad the way I do." |


The Lyric:
"I got a bitch who's a man"
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What He's Probably Saying: "That dude is a bitch!" |
What We Like To Think He's Saying: "That dude is my transvestite girlfriend!" |


The Lyric:
"I need some cock hella bad, I need to be free. Steady dreaming about wrecking guts and cock. Laying on my bunk busting nuts in socks."
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What He's Probably Saying: "You know what sucks? Being in jail. I need to get out of here. Seriously, I need some pussy. I dream about it every night. Whoa, don't put that sock on!" |
What We Like To Think He's Saying: "Jail is lonely as shit. I just sit around beating off and wishing I was free. Maybe I'll feel better if I get some dick." |


The Lyric:
"Now I'm in the club, no V.I.P.
I'm down low where every last hoodlum be
I feel baby boy tryin to ice grill me
Walk up to him, you know nice and polite
Let him now it's real, lift the shirt up light
I'ma let it off cause I ain't tryin to fight"
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What He's Probably Saying: "So I'm in the club, right? And I mean in the club, not up in V.I.P. or some weak stuff like that. Anyway, I'm walking around and I see this dude eying me. So I walk over to him, and I'm all, 'Hello sir, I'm not here for fisticuffs, but I will shoot you. With my gun.'" |
What We Like To Think He's Saying: "So I'm in the club. I'm on the down low... I think you know what I mean. Anyway, I see this guy checking me out. So I walk over to him, but I'm kind of shy around dudes. I didn't really know what to say so I just sorted lifted my shirt up and showed him my abs. He seemed offended so I'm like, 'Relax, I don't want to fight, I'm just hoping to let one off. On your chest or face, if possible.'" |


The Lyric:
"Guess you ain't heard that we swallow guys."
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What He's Probably Saying: "You may not know this, but we're very monster-like in the way we approach confrontation." |
What We Like To Think He's Saying: "In case you haven't heard, we swallow, guys." |


The Lyric:
"I dare a motherfucker to come in my face."
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What He's Probably Saying: "Seriously, I wish a motherfucker would step in my face. They'll get knocked the fuck out." |
What We Like To Think He's Saying: "Go ahead, blow that hot load in my face. I dare you!" |


The Lyric:
Jadakiss: I might gotta take my shirt off
Ghostface: Yeah, kid
Jadakiss: I like that one
Ghostface: Uh-huh, go in, go in
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What They're Probably Saying: Jadakiss: I'm very excited right now. So much so that I may even take my shirt off. |
What We Like To Think They're Saying: Jadakiss: I'm getting really hot right now. I should probably take my shirt off. |








Canibus is quoting mike tyson before he fucked up his oppenet hence secoud round K.O.
ReplyI choked on what I was swallowing when I read the DMX explanations. And yes, feel free to use this in your "Most Unintentionally Gay Comments Ever" article.
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ReplyTo be fair #6 could be referring to female ejaculation.
ReplyIt seems ATB uses the word "gay" at least once an article/column. I am looking forward to seeing him continue this trend in fantastically inappropriate contexts.
ReplyYou're an idiot. Get off this website.
I think Adam uses the word "gay" at least once in ever article/column
ReplyAnyone else think that "Mac Dre" looks like a black retarded Ronald McDonald?
ReplyIt is literally impossible to look more black than mac dre.
1 isnt gay
ReplyUmm..hmmm...OK unless I am taking this completely wrong, or I am missing some obscure street meaning for "cock", how does the Mac Dre lyric even mean what the author said "he probably means"? "Wrecking guts" I get. He means having sex with a vagina. But then he throws in "and cock"? I have to say this lyric is just straight gay. No double meaning about it.
ReplyThis was such an entertaining article.
ReplyN.E.R.D. Really is gay though. Not as an insult, I enjoy their music they're just into dudes. Which I'm fine with. Wayne and X are also flamers. Or at least bi.
DMX has so many homoerotic lyrics that I honestly won't be shocked when he finally admits to being a closeted homosexual.
Random gay DMX lyrics:
"I'mma slap you with my dick and a mic!"
"Since we're all here, why don't you hold my dick while he's sucking it?"
"I beat my dick off in your eye so you can see me cummin'!"
Keep in mind all of those lyrics are directed all men.
All were funny but u don't mess with ghost face and beenie man.
Reply:p
he said all your mens that been to jail b4 CAN suck my dick. telling a man to suck my dick is the equivalent of calling him a b***h but much more disrespectful. some of these were funny but i hate you and your rap list. get your lyrics str8. i love cracked and will dodge around all of your articles. i hate you
ReplyHey Amazing Crip Boy, all your mens in prison before sucked my dick. Also, B's up C's down. SuWooo!
LMAO at the DMX one. No way to misinterpret that.
ReplyHe has so many homoerotic lyrics that I honestly won't be shocked when he finally admits to being a closeted homosexual.
Random gay DMX lyrics:
"I'mma slap you with my dick and a mic!"
"Since we're all here, why don't you hold my dick while he's sucking it?"
"I beat my dick off in your eye so you can see me cummin'!"
Keep in mind all of those lyrics are directed all men.
"When you wake your manhood'll be taken"... when you get an erection, I'll take you.
ReplyHas anyone mentioned:
Reply"You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's dick "
from Notorious BIG's "Me and My Bitch"?
Luniz- I got 5 on it. "I take sacks to the face, whenever i can" Pretty gay.
ReplyMake a new one kthx.
ReplyI loved N.E.R.D.'s 'Rockstar' in high school, but I have to admit that line always made me uneasy. This was a really good article.
ReplyThis is easily the funniest Cracked article I have read.. I laughed the whole way through it!
ReplyBring his topic back. We need 15 more (part III) Unintentionally gay rap lyrics, like, tomorrow, yo.
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