Sonic The Hedgehog

Who's fast, X-treme, and definitively determined by the internet to not have teeth? That's right, Sonic the Hedgehog! A radical little video game character whose movie deserved better than being known for wacky animation gambles (the animators who fixed Sonic's teeth got laid off, btw). At a time when nostalgia franchises are booming with new games or retro games getting remastered, Sonic's nostalgia appeal is a mixed bag so far. We're hoping they can figure it out, because Sonic has always been a weird little guy, and we like that. Maybe there's something there if Sonic embraces the cat DNA angle more?

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