Biology

Hurry up, we don't have a lot of time. Everything is evolving into crabs. We can barely even comprehend why life exists and what happens when we die, and now we're all evolving into crabs. We heard Jimmy already has pointy shin bones and yellow poop, poor guy. 

Now, evolution takes eons, so we really need to make the most of our time. Before we turn into crabs. Celebrate life on earth. Did you know we found a fossil of a dinosaur butthole? Isn't life amazing? And you won't believe what Errol Flynn did with ducks. And don't forget that there are spiders in your face. Gee, maybe having a hard crab shell over those cheekbones will come in handy. 

A ROUNDUP OF INTERVIEWS, DEEP DIVES, & TRIVIA

5 Great Scientists Who Believed Wildly Unscientific Things

Plenty of brilliant people have done crazy things in the service of the scientific method. What's harder to figure out are the famously brilliant scientists who went above and beyond to proudly wave two middle fingers in the face of reason.

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6 Lies About the Body You Learned in Kindergarten: Classic

When we reach the age of two, we start to have a few questions about our bodies. At first they're simple. 'Will that toy fit into the wet hole in the middle of my face?' But as we mature, the questions become more complex and too numerous for any reasonable human being to answer. It's no coincidence that around this time, your parents ship you off

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