The wallets of the big media studios don't discriminate. If you want to give them money in exchange for the latest audiovisual treat, it doesn't matter what your creed, race, or orientation is -- they'll always take it. They're nice like that. However, if you want to see yourself represented in those movies, shows, or games, that's a little more complicated, because, uh ... well, you see, it's like this ... *farts forever*
That's the response the following companies might as well have given when asked why, in 2014, their products still like to pretend we're in 1954. Instead, they went with even more embarrassing excuses, such as ...
4 Nintendo Doesn't Want Gay Couples in Their New Game Because They're Not "Whimsical" Enough
Nintendo isn't known for straying beyond the path of the tried and tested -- we have about a hundred different Marios, a hundred different Pokemons, a hundred different Zeldas, and one or two Haunted Mansions with green Mario. And on the rare occasion that they do throw out something other than Mario/Zelda/Pokemon, we get a little glimpse of Nintendo's true deer-in-the-headlights insanity, like in Tomodachi Life. Nintendo's latest best-selling game is a "life simulator," assuming your life is a constant barrage of the hardest drugs available mixed with all the alcohol in your dad's pantry. The concept of the game is that you can take your real-life friends and have them do wacky stuff, like holding Queen concerts:
Nintendo via Kotaku
"I see a little Mii-effigy of a man ..."