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Why Everything You Believe About North Korea Is A Lie
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230 4 Insane Things 'The Jinx' Didn't Reveal About Robert Durst
Bob Durst had a penchant for the the kind of cartoonish evil of somebody who lives in an impenetrable force field made of dollar bills.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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4 Bizarre Gay Stereotypes of the Star Wars Universe
There's Ziro the Hutt, who George Lucas suggested be a Hutt version of deceased homosexual author Truman Capote, because George Lucas clearly hadn't run out of ideas after those Japanese trade aliens.
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5 Ways The Rules Of Reality Ruin Superhero Movies
It is nearly impossible to ground superhero movies in any kind of 'hard' science.
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5 Bootleg Toys That Are Straight Out Of The Bowels of Hell
There's a special subcategory of knockoff merch based on beloved children's franchises that replaces the expense of licensed toys with something affordable, and the family-friendly fun with something utterly nightmare-inducing.
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4 Reasons Frank Underwood (from House of Cards) Is an Idiot
You know the drilling. Warning. Spoilers. All that jazz.
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- By Jim Avery
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5 Products Designed to Control You When You're Drunk as Hell
Add the following to your boozing arsenal and soon you'll be the MacGyver of getting totally blasted.
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6 New Movies That Deserve Way More Attention
A Swedish action movie about Hitler, Vikings, dinosaurs, and time travel is coming out. What more do you need?
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5 Oscar Secrets That Will Make You Wish You Hadn't Watched
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4 Ways Anti-Vaccine Lies Are Perfectly Designed to Fool Us
The messy truth is that we're ALL capable of making the same kinds of stupid reasoning jumps when pulled in the right wrong direction.
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The Hobbit Got A Kid Suspended: 6 BS Stories That Went Viral
Here we are, yet again, with stories that prove Internet news has not lost its charming habit of being 10 times worse than any embellishing anchorman.
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4 Reasons '50 Shades of Grey' Is the Limp Bizkit of Sex
The film's hype, marketing, and message has beckoned me back to the forgotten time of 1997.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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5 New Movies That Are Getting Remade as Straight-to-DVD Crap
2015 is shaping up to unleash some surefire Hollywood blockbusters on us, and the knockoff film producers of the world are wasting no time, energy, or thought in their rush to cash in.
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4 Futuristic Products For Telling People You're a Rich Dick
Sure, these inventions might make you look completely ridiculous today, but such is the price of progress.
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- By Chris Radomile
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4 Terrible Lessons the Brian Williams Scandal Taught Us
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- By Kristi Harrison, David Christopher Bell
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