Movies Phrases Nobody Says IRL

These tropes were created by people who have never talked to anyone in their lives.
Movies Phrases Nobody Says IRL

Movies have provided us with some all-time classic quotes:

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." - Vito Corleone

"There's no crying in baseball!" - Jimmy Dugan

[Sounds of explosive diarrhea and a grown man wailing] - Harry Dunne

But then we have some lines that pop up again and again that, quite frankly, sound like they were originally written by someone who has never interacted with another human being, ever.

For example ...

Who are you and what have you done with... my Hermione Wayne brother Granger Rigsby GRACKED.COM
You're gonna wanna see this... provides no useful information. CRACKED.COM
When movie characters find what they're looking for, why do they always need to say, BINGIOH B CRACKEDCOMI
This time, it's personal. JAWS THE EREVENGE 25 WHY DO YOU NEED TO ANNOUNCE THAT? CRACKED.COM
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WOULD YOU EXCUSE US? HAVE YOU EVER ENTERED A ROOM AND ASKED FRIENDS WHO WERE ALREADY THERE TO LEAVE SO YOU COULD HAVE A PRIVATE CONVERSATION? CRACKE
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There's two kinds of people in this world... This is code for a dramatic announcement of the character's worldview is incoming. CRACKED.COM
Power Rangers Turbo Kick-A XXx I ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT In the real world, you'd never need to proclaim this, because you can say whatever you wa
You POLICE seeing what I'm seeing? CRACKED-COM
You touch one hair on his/her head... (You better have a cool follow up) CRACKED COM
1702 XOM YOU LOOK LIKE SHITI ISAID NO REAL PERSON UNLESS THEY WANTED TO GET A BEATING)
YOU SHOT ME No one's first reaction to being shot is to inform their assailant that they have indeed been shot.
CRACKEDCOR CIS THAT.00 a rabbit in your pocket a British Army Browning L9A1 in your pocket a gun in your pocket OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?
I WA'S BORN READY
WHEN ONE CHARACTER ISSUES A VERY CLEAR THREAT AGAINST ANOTHER, THEY STILL ALWAYS HAVE TO ASK: DEEP BLUE SEA TEEN WOLF PUNCH DRUNK LOVE ARE YOU THREAT
CRACKEDCO W We can do this the hard way, or we can do this the easy way.
CRACKED It's not what it looks like! In real life, this would be the last thing you say because you were doing EXACTLY what it looked like. And becaus
THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! UHH, NO. IF YOU WANT MY COOPERATION, YOU BETTER EXPLAIN.
LET'S DANCE PRETTY BADASS IN MOVIES, BUT LAME To SAY BEFORE STARTING A REAL LIFE FIGHT
IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? MAY BE USED BOTH BY AN INDIVIDUAL RECEIVING A BEATING OR AN INDIVIDUAL SUPPLYING THE BEATING. CRACKED COM

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