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Movies have provided us with some all-time classic quotes:
"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." - Vito Corleone
"There's no crying in baseball!" - Jimmy Dugan
- Harry Dunne
But then we have some lines that pop up again and again that, quite frankly, sound like they were originally written by someone who has never interacted with another human being, ever.
For example ...
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