12 Celebrities Who Refused Medical Intervention

To Steve Jobs, an apple was a great logo (and a cure for cancer!)

Authors: By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
Published: May 31, 2023
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The 20 Best Insults from Susie Essman, the Queen of ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’

She’s the only person who can truly give it right back to Larry David

Authors: By Lauren Vinopal
Published: May 31, 2023
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Mark Hamill Thinks Lorne Michaels Is Holding An 'SNL' Grudge

Is the evil emporer of the SNL empire mad about Luke Skywalker's turn to the 'Fridays' side?

Authors: By Matt Solomon
Published: May 31, 2023
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18 of the Most Brutally Hilarious Letterboxd Reviews of Bert Kreischer’s ‘The Machine’

These reviews are likely funnier than the film itself

Authors: By Ian Garner
Published: May 31, 2023
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15 Hall of Fame Sketches from ‘I Think You Should Leave’

I think you should leave, but not before diving into these sketches

Authors: By Erik Barnes
Published: May 31, 2023
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19 Perspective-Shifting Historical Details

By:: Cracked Plasticians

August 23, 2013

It's not secret things used to be different in ancient times. Hell, not even ancient times, things were different in what Americans think of as olden times or British people think of as “the plague centuries.” Sure, it seems like technology is moving at a rapid piece. We all know that one guy who's still holding out on getting a smartphone, but can you imagine the first guy who thought the aqueduct was too far?

For instance, did you that instead of soap, Ancients bathed using olive oil and then scraped it off their skins? Did everyone just walk around smelling like a pizzeria instead of the manly scent of horseback reading on a beach while baking a cake? How did we make it this far in life? We asked our readers to bring to light some facts that show us why we should truly be happy we're alive and comfortable today. Winner got 100 bones ...