It's easy to hand-wave big budget disaster movies as nothing more than as lazy attempts by Hollywood to make a quick buck. But what if we told you that there's actually more truth to these films than anything else Tinsel Town pumps out?

Because that's what we (and amazing plastician AuntieMeme) are going to do! It turns out plenty of places around the planet are due for destruction of the Roland Emmerich variety. In the comforting words of Popsicle Pete: "None of you are safe!"

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