Listen, we come here not to rehabilitate history's biggest monsters…just to call them effing weirdos. When. you have supreme power in your country, who's going to stop you from indulging your wildest fantasies? Want hockey in the desert? Who's going to stop you? You're the one with nukes! Also, did you know what one of the greatest military tacticians and generals once got defeated by an army of rabbits, like some pathetic Knight of Camelot ignoring the advice of Tim The Enchanter? 

We could totally summarize the following people's lives with stats about the damage they inflicted on the world. And boy of boy, did these dudes do a lot of damage. But everyone knows about that. The real interesting facts about them concern their very weird private lives. This info won't make you change your mind and start liking them, but it will tell you about a side you never thought existed.

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