There was a time - it feels like a lifetime ago - when I didn't know about the dog sex scene in Sex and the City. But that part of my life is over, and I must forge ahead in this drab new era.

To their credit, HBO tried to shield me. The scene was shot and edited, but HBO said HB-NO! Our viewers must not witness a grown man putting peanut butter on his junk and letting his golden retriever go to town on it. That's too big a burden to bear.

And they were right. But I ignored them, and now we all know about the dog sex scene in Sex and the City. But we're in this together, and we can overcome anything. Maybe if we fill our brains with some other controversial deleted scenes, that one fact will retreat back to hell. It's worth a shot:

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