There was a time - it feels like a lifetime ago - when I didn't know about the dog sex scene in Sex and the City. But that part of my life is over, and I must forge ahead in this drab new era. 

To their credit, HBO tried to shield me. The scene was shot and edited, but HBO said HB-NO! Our viewers must not witness a grown man putting peanut butter on his junk and letting his golden retriever go to town on it. That's too big a burden to bear. 

And they were right. But I ignored them, and now, whether we like it or not, we all know about the dog sex scene in Sex and the City. But we're in this together, and we can overcome anything. Maybe if we fill our brains with some other controversial deleted scenes, that one fact will retreat back to hell. It's worth a shot:

Indiana Jones and the Temple of DoOM 1984 CRACKEDco COM Steven Spielberg has traumatized generations of children, and his reign of teror was almost ev
Source: ScreenRant

Zootopia 2016 CRACKEDCO COM This deleted scene reveals that every animal in Zootopia has a Taming Party, where they're given a shock collar that zap
Source: DigitalSpy

Ocean's Eleven 2001 CRACKEDCO They originally demolished the famous New York-Nev York casino, but figured it was a bit too soon to bombard people with
Source: Mirror

Toy Story 2 1999 In the wake of allegations against former Pixar CEO John Lasseter, they took out the blooper where Stinky Pete gets handsy with the
Source: Variety

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