18 Surprisingly Dark Episodes of Kids TV Shows

So THAT's where you got your dark humor from.
18 Surprisingly Dark Episodes of Kids TV Shows
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Looking back on your favorite kids shows as an adult gives you a new perspective on the media you consumed. Maybe these episodes are where you got your dark sense of humor from. Or maybe they kept you sleeping in your parents' room past a socially acceptable age. Either way, here are 18 episodes that'll make you wonder how in the world your parents let you watch that.

Warning: There are some disturbing things. Obviously. Or else it wouldn't make a very good list.

ED, EDD N EDDY EDDY GETS ABUSED BY HIS BROTHER Eddy tragically looks up to his abusive older brother. When his friends try to defend him, his brother physically attacks them too.

Static Shock

STATIC SHOCK A BULLIED KID ATTEMPTS A SCHOOL SHOOTING Jimmy pulls out and gun and gets tackled, accidentally shooting his friend Richie in the leg. The student Richie screams in horror.
TINY TOONS THE TINY TOONS DIE IN A DRUNK DRIVING ACCIDENT The kids drink one beer and, wasted, drive a stolen car. They swerve off a cliff into a watery grave, and their souls ascend to heaven, I kid you not.
COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG COURAGE HAS TO PREVENT TORTURE Dr. Gerbil, who has probably been a victim of animal experimentation, kidnaps the Bagges in order to inhumanely experiment on them in his lab.
SMART GUY TJ MEETS A PEDOPHILE ON THE INTERNET TJ talks to a creep who tries to get him to undress to his underwear for a photo shoot. He shows them a binder of photos of other kids.

The Powerpuff Girls

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS THE GIRLS SEE THE DEATH OF THEIR SISTER 00 The girls make a fourth sister in the lab. After she saves the day, Bunny explodes in a flash of light, with the sisters holding a piece of her dress.
THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL PIZZA DELIVERS A DEAD BABY JOKE Two proud pizza parents have a pizza delivered, but then to their horror, watch as it drops to the ground, red sauce splattering everywhere. CRACKED.COM

Wizards of Waverly Place

WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE ALEX AND MAX KILL THEIR FRIEND Alex turns her former friend Stevie into stone. Max accidentally trips on the stone, shattering it and killing her.
HANDY MANNY A TOOL CONSIDERS KILLING ITSELF The sentient screwdriver Felipe says ... just melt me down and use me for scrap metal.

The Noddy Shop

THE NODDY SHOP A SONG OF SEXUAL INNUENDOS The preschool show includes the very suggestive song Special by Johnny Crawfish.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS PLANKTON ATTEMPTS SUICIDE In One Coarse Meal, Plankton tries to get run over (and tells SpongeBob to just step on me) in order to escape his fear of whales.
POWER RANGERS LOST GALAXY THE POWER RANGERS FACE SUICIDE BOMBERS Big Bad Trakeena has bombs attatched to the Stingwingers to destroy Terra Venture, sacrificing her army in a kamikaze mission. CRACKED.COM
BOY MEETS WORLD SHAWN JOINS A CULT, MR. TURNER DIES? Mr. Turner has a near-death experience then is never seen again. But, hey, it gets Shawn to leave his cult.
FLINTSTONES BARNEY CONSIDERS SUICIDE When Barney is told he can't adopt Bamm-Bamm, Fred has to talk him down.
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