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PSA: Be safe, stay home, and stay informed. -Ed
If movies have taught us anything, it's that whenever a crisis hits, society falls apart and people start tearing into each other like they're fighting over flatscreens on Black Friday. But real life is both more surprising and more positive. People quickly start figuring out how to take care of themselves and those around them, in ways you wouldn't expect.
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