15 Brian Regan Jokes for the Hall of Fame

“The lamest crime is loitering. You imagine a guy with a 30-page rap sheet that’s all loitering. What do you do with a guy like that? Throw him in jail, where he can’t go anywhere?”

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Outside-The-Box Ways Communities Are Handling The Current Crisis

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Outside-The-Box Ways Communities Are Handling The Current Crisis

PSA: Be safe, stay home, and stay informed. -Ed

If movies have taught us anything, it's that whenever a crisis hits, society falls apart and people start tearing into each other like they're fighting over flatscreens on Black Friday. But real life is both more surprising and more positive. People quickly start figuring out how to take care of themselves and those around them, in ways you wouldn't expect.

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