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It's human nature to be scared, and there are a lot of things that are legitimately worth being afraid of. But the thing is, the things people commonly react to with gut-level, pants-shitting terror are objectively not that dangerous.

All you need are a few facts, to set your mind at ease. Facts like:

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THE BEACH IS GREAT BUT... GET OUT OF THE WATER! A SHARK WILL GET YOU! PIGS ARE A BIGGER THREAT. Sharks kill just one person every year in the U.S.-

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YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD ABOUT THAT MONOSODIUM DON'T EAT AT GLUTAMATE THING. CHINESE RESTAURANTS! YOU'LL BE POISONED! NO, YOU WON'T. 40 years of clinica

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CRACKEDCON GRRR! WOOF! WOOF! YOU HEAR. OH, NO! AN ANGRY DOG! I'M DEAD MEAT! Fatal dog attacks are You YOU TOTALLY very rare. are 20 times more lik

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LIGHTNING! TAKE COVER! YOU DON'T WANT TO BE STRUCK, DO YOU? While taking PENS ARE cover is a good idea, you are more likely to die choking on a DEAD
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