10 Michelle Wolf Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘Brides will say things like, ‘It’s my special day.’ But how do you call it your day if your dad’s paying for it? I think it’s his day, and I think it’s a really weird day for him. He’s paying a ton of money to make sure a man has sex with you that night’

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17 Crimes Weirdly Specific To Certain Places

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17 Crimes Weirdly Specific To Certain Places

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By now you probably know that Florida isn't actually a hotbed of weird crime (if not, google "Sunshine Law"), but that there are strange crimes happening all over the place. The only thing that changes is the type of crime committed. And there are even certain bizarre crimes that happen only in specific places.

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