25 Movie Heroes That Broke Laws

We revere heroes for their great feats of skill and good deeds to society. Our heroes are held to a higher plane of existence than us mere mortals. Batman isn't supposed to kill, even though Bruce Wayne sure would like to. Captain America isn't a deserter, even though after our third tour, we sure thought about it. That's why they're the heroes, and we're the ones getting our cars and houses smashed in as collateral damage in a climatic fight. Apparently all those good deeds are accompanied by a host of crimes that would put any normal person in jail. See, only Superman is the most truly infalliable superhero, a god-like being who would go out of his way to never hurt an innocent…that is, until Zack Snyder came along and made him do roughly seven 9/11s.

We asked you to show us the rap sheets of pop culture's most heroic figures, and gave $200 to the winner ...

25 Entry by monkeybird

Throughout The Dark Batman collects evidence and dapprehends numerous suspects numerous at the behest of police Gordon. In reality this would create a

24 Entry by mkad

CRACKED.COM Clark Kent and Lois driving to the diner in Superman Wait... .Clark's driving? T I guess that woUlD make sense for Clark's everyday life..

23 Entry by felipe1000

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22 Entry by msadriansnow

At the ripe old age of 16, Frances Baby Houseman engages in an affair with dance instructor Johnny Castle... Too bad the age of consent is 17 in the

21 Entry by IforgetLogins

CRAGKEDCOM Police cannot shoot unarmed suspects who are fleeing or do not pose a dangerous threat.

20 Entry by mkad

Sodomy laws were not removed from Wyoming's lawbooks until 1982, the year after Brokeback's story ends. CRACKED.COM

19 Entry by demon505

CRACKED.COM LIVE I am issuing an arrest warrant for the masked vigilante known as Spiderman. PCYUNE DVLOO AICAAIS NYPD INVESTIGATES BRIDGE INCIDENT

18 Entry by Perusse

INTERPOL does not send officers into countries to arrest individuals. CRACKED COR

17 Entry by John Mulroy

Under New York's anti-masking laws, these two shouldn't have been allowed out in public together. A

16 Entry by mkad

Yes, that iS indeed a knife. And if you're re not a citizen you can't carry them in NYC.

15 Entry by JohnSmith69

The Justice League broke several international treaties when they put a base on the moon and a weapon of mass destruction in space.

14 Entry by 404notfound

CONTEMPT: his refusal to move to a retirement home in defiance of a court order ILLEGAL ENTRY: PROPERTYDAMAGE: Carl Fredricksen his violation of nuff

13 Entry by Timothy Rozar

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12 Entry by MinorShan

But there's RULEBOOK that says nothing in the they can't! SOMS NO DOGS ALLOWED IN LIBRARY Nevermind that there are age and other minimums that must al

11 Entry by msadriansnow

CRACKEDEOM While three bachelors raising a baby makes for 8os comedic mayhem, it is a Class E Felony in the State of New York to abandon a child under

10 Entry by IforgetLogins

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9 Entry by Douglas A. McDonnell

Turns out it's illegal to arm civil aircraft. es Even if it weren't, it's also illegal to release anything from one. (Like a projectile and/or missile

8 Entry by ValarieJ

If she says NO, it's still rape - even if Ayn Rand says the woman wanted it CRACKEDOON

7 Entry by AmandaBynes

In the .2003 Star Wars The Clone Wars movie Obi-Wan pretends to surrender while Anakin finds a way to penetrate enemy lines. I don t know about the ST

6 Entry by Aaron Matthew Smith

CRACKED.COM Firing Hold it, ILLEGAL your Keanu! gun into the air is in most US states Even if you're going AAAAHH!

5 Entry by Douglas A. McDonnell

GRACKED.COM Air is divided into classes of airspace as far as the law goes. Living in New Yor... er... Metropolis, Superman would routinely pass throu

4 Entry by JustinBoyle

Broke out of jail to prove your innocence? Too bad, you have to go right back... Just ask this guy Framed for murders he didn't commit, Michael Pardue

3 Entry by nickDQC

white collar criminals -WJ- WAYNE ENTERPRISES STARK INDUSTRIES use of company property for personal benefit is theft unauthorised, personal use of cor

2 Entry by mkad

Dan in Real Life pumping his own gasoline in New Jersey? tsk tsk tsk. CRACKED.COM

1 Entry by AM Smiley

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