We revere heroes for their great feats of skill and good deeds to society. Our heroes are held to a higher plane of existence than us mere mortals. Batman isn't supposed to kill, even though Bruce Wayne sure would like to. Captain America isn't a deserter, even though after our third tour, we sure thought about it. That's why they're the heroes, and we're the ones getting our cars and houses smashed in as collateral damage in a climatic fight. Apparently all those good deeds are accompanied by a host of crimes that would put any normal person in jail. See, only Superman is the most truly infalliable superhero, a god-like being who would go out of his way to never hurt an innocent…that is, until Zack Snyder came along and made him do roughly seven 9/11s. 

We asked you to show us the rap sheets of pop culture's most heroic figures, and gave $200 to the winner ...

Entry by felipe1000

CRACKED.COM As that boy's father, I refuse to press charges! That's great, but the state Of New York js the one pressing charges and we have more than

Entry by mkad

Sodomy laws were not removed from Wyoming's lawbooks until 1982, the year after Brokeback's story ends. CRACKED.COM

Entry by John Mulroy

Under New York's anti-masking laws, these two shouldn't have been allowed out in public together. A

Entry by 404notfound

CONTEMPT: his refusal to move to a retirement home in defiance of a court order ILLEGAL ENTRY: PROPERTYDAMAGE: Carl Fredricksen his violation of nuff

Entry by msadriansnow

CRACKEDEOM While three bachelors raising a baby makes for 8os comedic mayhem, it is a Class E Felony in the State of New York to abandon a child under

Entry by ValarieJ

If she says NO, it's still rape - even if Ayn Rand says the woman wanted it CRACKEDOON

Entry by mkad

Dan in Real Life pumping his own gasoline in New Jersey? tsk tsk tsk. CRACKED.COM

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