When you want to find out how your favorite pro sports team is going to do in a game, you can pull up countless stats on their athletes and the ones they'll be facing. But when you want to figure out which co-worker to watch it with over beers, you're at a loss. We asked you to show us the stats you wish were kept on average, ordinary non-athletes. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by GallopGhost

23 Lifetime Statistics That Should Be Kept for Everyone

Entry by j21

CRACKED conr Thomas Thornsby Affiliations: Fight Record: Arrests: Ethnic/Racialslurs: 49 Broken Bones: Given Rec'd 13 Blades Business Crew 28 Yy Drunk

Entry by Sksmith

LIFE PICTURES TEST RESULTS THOUGHTS VICTORIES FAILURES LIFE OF CHAD MICHAEL TOOMEY, YEAR 24 HEIGHT: 5'7 WEIGHT: 154 POUNDS IQ: 104 BAG CONSENSUALS SEX

Entry by luvthecubs

topps OZZY OSBOURNE tapps OZZY OSBOURNE t Singer 666 HT: s'ro WT:170 THROWS: UP BATS: YES DRAETE EARTH-1(1967) ACQ: VIA DRAET ASTON. BIRMINGHAM. ENGL

Entry by j21

RAUL POLANCO NUNEZ POSITION: GRILL (2009-10) RECRUITED: LINCOLN HIGH CASH (2010-12) (2nd selection. 2009) ACTING ASSISTANT MANAGER (2011) CUSTOMERS PA

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