When you want to find out how your favorite pro sports team is going to do in a game, you can pull up countless stats on their athletes and the ones they'll be facing. But when you want to figure out which co-worker to watch it with over beers, you're at a loss. We asked you to show us the stats you wish were kept on average, ordinary non-athletes. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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