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This January’s Golden Globe Awards will feature the first-ever category exclusively for stand-up comedy
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3 ‘Gen V’ Answers the Question, ‘What If ‘The Boys’ Had Even Less Impulse Control?’
Now the superheroes are teenagers, so they’re making even more dumb decisions
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Jimmy Fallon Wasn’t On NBC’s List of ‘Late Night’ Hosts But Lorne Michaels Got Him the Job Anyway
The only problem with Fallon taking over for Conan? “NBC doesn’t really want you.”
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23 Extremely Dumb Near-Death Experiences
People can cause some idiotic ways for their lives to flash before their eyes
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5 Products With Unintentional Double Uses
Did you know you can turn a rock into a window opener?
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Some movies and shows are almost perfect. In some cases, there's an issue with historical accuracy or dialogue that absolutely flops. In these instances, our readers believe that the one thing keeping these films from being complete masterpieces is one actor who didn't quite fit in a pivotal role. We know, these movies were successful regardless, but we can't help but wonder what could have been. Who wouldn't want to see Laurence Fishburne as Mace Windu in Star Wars? Imagine how different Green Lantern would've been with Tom Cruise in the lead role instead of Ryan Reynolds. Would these have ended up as entirely different movies altogether? Maybe so.
To that end, we asked our plasticians to remedy these situations by telling us the roles they think would've been better with another actor playing the part. Warning: Some of the suggestions are slightly unhinged, and proof that all decisions should not be left to the general public.
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The gift that keeps on... sucking?
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Who Did 'SNL' Better — Travis Kelce or Taylor Swift?
We imagine "Who is better at comedy?" will be their first fight.
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- By Matt Solomon
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15 Sports with the Highest Body Counts
Leave it all on the field
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- By Mike Rampton
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‘Simpsons’ Lines That Hit Too Close Home
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Four Serial Criminals Who Didn’t Really Exist
When a crime spree is a figment of a whole town or country’s imagination
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‘The Global Media War Against Free Speech Is in Full Swing’: Russell Brand Cries Conspiracy As He Begs Fans for Financial Support
According to Brand, the only way to stop the Deep State’s war on free speech is to purchase an annual subscription to his Rumble channel
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Jimmy Fallon Wasn’t On NBC’s List of ‘Late Night’ Hosts But Lorne Michaels Got Him the Job Anyway
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