17 Minor Things That Make A Major First Impression

All it takes is a hat for our brains to get super, super judgy.
17 Minor Things That Make A Major First Impression

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Let's face it, human brains are lazy. They're always looking for shortcuts, and because of that we make weird, usually mistaken assumptions about people we haven't met. All based on some small, random thing we observe at a glance.

We asked readers to show us the most random conclusions their brains jumps to, based on minuscule, inconsequential bits of information about people.

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If I meet someone using a MacBook... NON I immediately assume they don't know anything about computers, and will at some point ask me to read a script
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Whenever I see a bearded guy in a big pickup truck I always expect him to be a backwoods redneck
If I see a posed romantic photo on social media, I'll automatically think the couple isn't really happy. CRACKED
Whenever see somebody with a small dog... I instantly assume they're a good person. GRAGKED COM
When I see I always assume someone with a they have bad bushy beard....... hygiene. ORACKEDCON
When I see raging homophobes... HOMOSENUALITY IS AN NEVER MISSES ABOMINATION GAY TO GOD a EVENT ALMIGHTY MEUTTICUS 78822 just naturally assume they're
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Every time I see someone wearing a scarf... I automatically assume that they are Muslim
Whenever 0 see an attractive blonde woman.oo O assume 000 she will be meanp spirted. CRACKED COM
If see somebody eating salad, L automatically assume they're on a diet... ...but maybe they just like eating salad. CRACKED COM
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