How To Make A Garbage Product Popular, In Three Steps

Here’s how companies turned their lackluster products into gigantic successes.
How To Make A Garbage Product Popular, In Three Steps

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Success in business seems complicated. Companies spend millions strategizing and analyzing, before they land on the perfect formula. The thing is, the joke's on them. Spinning a mediocre product into an earth-shattering success is simply a matter of following these three-step formulas.

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