People will make movies and shows and videos about anything and everything -- we've got documentaries recording people growing up, movies about hapless victims sewn together and pooping in each others mouths, and about a thousand different cooking competitions chilling on Hulu and Netflix.

But we don't need any of that garbage. No, while we're busy being treated to Shia LaBeouf watching movies of himself, we have yet to get movies about shit the really matters. For example ...

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15 Documentaries Nobody Asked For (But Need To Be Made)

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