15 Rita Rudner Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.’

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19 Bad Ideas for History Based Video Games

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When we were kids, video games taught us about an obscure historical period, and how badly traveling to Oregon sucked back then. Since then, game makers have mostly focused on how much fun it is to kill Nazis.

We asked you to show us what it might look like if they expanded their horizons. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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