If Everyone Suddenly Didn't Care About Sex

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OTD HOOTERS WINGS SHRIMP BURGERS

There's no doubting that we are absolutely obsessed with every sweaty and gooey facet, nook, cranny, and hole of sex. And while it may not actually be on our minds every seven seconds, it's hard to look past its influence on our culture.

But what happens when our obsession stops -- or better: If sex just wasn't a thing? If all of the sudden it was just gone? To answer that question, we asked our readers to show us a world void of fornicating-obsessed minds. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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