15 Brian Regan Jokes for the Hall of Fame

“The lamest crime is loitering. You imagine a guy with a 30-page rap sheet that’s all loitering. What do you do with a guy like that? Throw him in jail, where he can’t go anywhere?”

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17 Counterproductive Public Service Announcements

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The PSAs you saw as a kid didn't exactly shape you into who you are today. If you never took drugs, it probably had more to do with your parents or the fact that your friends never had any. But maybe they would have if they weren't utterly insane, no matter where or when you grew up.

The point is, it's pretty hard to do worse than the actual Service Announcements provided to the actual Public. We asked you to give it a shot. The winners are below, but first the runners up ...

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THIS IS YOUR BRAIN. THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS. CRACKED.cOM

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Here "pimped out" means any kind of over the top, unreasonably lavish modification. We don't just want a stapler with leopard print on it--imagine anything you use at home or the office with the most awesome and stylish modifications possible. The best entry gets $50.

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