The PSAs you saw as a kid didn't exactly shape you into who you are today. If you never took drugs, it probably had more to do with your parents or the fact that your friends never had any. But maybe they would have if they weren't utterly insane, no matter where or when you grew up.

The point is, it's pretty hard to do worse than the actual Service Announcements provided to the actual Public. We asked you to give it a shot. The winners are below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by Dr. Strange

Would you have sex with this woman... without paying? Downloading music without paying is like having Sex with a prostitute for free. STOP MUSIC PIRAC

Entry by jekostas

Cigarettes can only make you look this cool. You'll never actually be this cool. Surgeon General's Warning: Cigarettes will not make you this cooL You

Entry by DayDreamer

17 Counterproductive Public Service Announcements

Entry by Ted E.

THIS IS YOUR BRAIN. THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS. CRACKED.cOM

Entry by metallicfire

Respect Online Copyrights CRACKED.cOm

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Here "pimped out" means any kind of over the top, unreasonably lavish modification. We don't just want a stapler with leopard print on it--imagine anything you use at home or the office with the most awesome and stylish modifications possible. The best entry gets $50.

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