Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 12 All-Star Bits of Trivia We’ve Convinced to Band Together Into One Indomitable Trivial Supergroup The listicle of a lifetime Authors By Jesse Published October 04, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Forbidden Bits of Trivia That Must Not Be Read by a Virgin, Unless You Want a Trio of Witches to Rise from the Dead and Wreak Havoc Upon Salem Sorry, virgins Authors By Jesse Published October 03, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Toothsome Morsels of Trivia You Can Take Home, Throw in a Pot, Add Some Broth and a Potato, and Baby? You Got a Stew Goin’ Tasty! Authors By Jesse Published October 02, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Incandescent Bits of Trivia That Streaked Across the Night Sky in a Beautiful, Horrifying Burst of Light Before Plummeting to Earth They were gone in an instant, but we managed to jot them down Authors By Jesse Published September 29, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Bits of Trivia That Suddenly Appeared on Our Shoulder and Started Whispering Morally-Charged Advice into Our Ears This is not helping our moral quandary Authors By Jesse Published September 28, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Feral Bits of Trivia We Wouldn’t Get Too Close to If We Were You Easy now! Authors By Jesse Published September 27, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Shiny Bits of Trivia That Might Just Buy You Passage Across the River Styx in a Pinch It’s worth a try Authors By Jesse Published September 26, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Primordial Bits of Trivia That, Given the Right Conditions, Could Form the Building Blocks of Organic Life Deep Within Your Grey Matter Let these simmer in your ooze Authors By Jesse Published September 25, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Madness-Inducing Bits of Trivia Too Awesome and Terrible to Be Processed by the Human Brain, Don’t Say We Didn’t Warn You You’re gonna wanna avert your eyes Authors By Jesse Published September 22, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Bits of Trivia You Should Consume If There’s a Meteor Hurtling Toward Earth and You Have 10 Minutes to Live What else are you gonna do? Authors By Jesse Published September 21, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Unholy Bits of Trivia Wrought Upon the World by an Inquisitive God Better trivia than locusts! Authors By Jesse Published September 20, 2023
PICTOFACT 30 Bonkers Historical Facts Your Social Studies Teacher Neglected to Mention War is hellarious Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published September 20, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Salacious Bits of Trivia That Could Absolutely Ruin Us If They Got Out We need you to catch-and-kill these factoids ASAP Authors By Jesse Published September 19, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Confounding Bits of Trivia We Found Wedged in a Curious Obelisk, and Which None of the Local Nobility Have Succeeded in Plucking from the Stone, But You’re Welcome to Try Your Luck, Big Guy You think a pip-squeak like you could wield facts this awesome? Authors By Jesse Published September 18, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Caustic Bits of Trivia That Need to Be Sealed Away in a Lead Vault for 1,000 Years Before They Can Be Safely Studied Avert your eyes! Authors By Jesse Published September 15, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Bits of Trivia That Can Do Some Heavy Lifting on a Really Bad Date Come on trivia, work your magic Authors By Jesse Published September 14, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Bits of Trivia That Were Inside of You All Along The stones are in you Authors By Jesse Published September 13, 2023
12 Flustering Bits of Trivia You Can Recite If You Ever Need to Stall a Supervillain Supervillains hate this one weird trick Authors By Jesse Published September 12, 2023
12 Formidable Bits of Trivia That Harness the Awesome Power of the Elements, Wielding Them From One Monstrous Fuselage Like a Hideous Chimera of Facts and Figures Good luck, buddy Authors By Jesse Published September 11, 2023
PICTOFACT 45 Common Products That Are Lying Right to Our Faces Ever get the feeling your acne ointment isn’t on the up-and-up? Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published September 11, 2023