
Jesse
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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Disney Studios’ 1939 Rejection Letter (Was Just The Tip Of The Sexist Iceberg)
Women had their own campus, called The Nunnery. Yikes.
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The MGM Lion Escaped Death Like 6 Different Times
He was "the ugliest cat you had ever seen," but had "a heart of gold."
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Behind-The-Scenes Photos That Make Dramatic Moments Look A Whole Lot Goofier
Come play with us, Danny. For as long as allowed under union rules.
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Adult Swim’s Goofball Marketing Stunt That Caused A City-Wide Bomb Scare
We are sorry in the most sarcastic sense of the word.
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9 Controversial Episodes Of Television That Never Saw The Light Of Day
Network fatcats think we can't handle Muppet divorce and cartoon abortion.
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10 Video Game Bonkers Boss Battles
Sometimes rage-quitting is the key to victory.
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The Storyboarding Guidelines That Keep The Simpsons Looking Fresh
Cutting off heads is bad. I hate people who cut off heads.
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Behind The Scenes Of Jurassic Park’s Groundbreaking Puppetry
God help us. We're in the hands of engineers.
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The Legend Of Super Mario 128
You've probably played this game; you just didn't know it.
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How To Avoid Vivisepulture (Being Buried Alive)
There are 3 categories: "check if I'm alive," "make sure I'm dead," and "LET ME OUT!"
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Has Anybody Seen Mickey Rourke?
According to my Wikipedia deep dive, he hasn't existed since 2013.
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8 Ancient Pain Treatments That Were Metal As Hell
Brace yourself for steampunk medical vibrators.
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Ben Franklin’s Solution For Everything Was To Get Naked
It's very believable that he had issues with "frowzy corrupt air."
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The Most Egregious Hidden Genitals In Animation History
Whozits and whatzits galore
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The Most Brutal Curse Tablets Ever Discovered
Mankind has always had a need to scream into the void.
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Barely Recognizable First Drafts Of Iconic Cartoon Characters
Cowabunga, fellow kids!
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