
Jesse
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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Rarely Seen Prototypes Of Modern Gadgets
Apple didn't always have its eye for sleek, modern design.
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That Time A Guy Found An Entire City Below His House
A home renovation turned into an 18-story subterranean metropolis.
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12 "Now You Know" Facts That Have No Business Being True
Expect some pushback from your brain on these.
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The Sandown Clown: Wooden Astronaut From The Isle Of Wight
Never EVER trust a karaoke clown.
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These 13 Horrid Movie Props Shouldn't Ever Be Bought
Repeat after me: I don't need Jeff Goldblum's feet.
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14 Behind-The-Scenes Fun Fraks From Battlestar Galactica
Edward James Olmos would fight aliens over his dead body.
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Japan Has A Mascot For Absolutely Everything
Gritty is the ONLY American mascot that even holds a candle
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10 Rando Historical 'Now You Know' Facts
History is written by the victors, but it's read by the bored.
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Garfield’s 1989 Week Of Existential Horror
The only thing Garfield hates more than Mondays is the infinite abyss of his own mind.
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10 Famous Movie Quotes That Almost Never Happened
Sometimes the script is more of a loose suggestion.
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Simple Software Screw-Ups That Had A Major Cultural Impact
It's not a bug, it's a cultural touchstone.
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9 Barely Recognizable Early Attempts At Modern Technology
The endless newsfeed has been trying to kill American journalism for decades.
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Fictional Characters Who Were Adapted Into Oblivion For Movies And Television
What ever happened to Tattypoo?
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Oh, Weird: The Green Lantern Turned Into Mail One Time
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night, no evil shall escape my sight.
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Early Toy Story Concept Art Shows An Evolving Animation Style
It's not CGI, it's animating... with style!
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Disney Studios’ 1939 Rejection Letter (Was Just The Tip Of The Sexist Iceberg)
Women had their own campus, called The Nunnery. Yikes.
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The MGM Lion Escaped Death Like 6 Different Times
He was "the ugliest cat you had ever seen," but had "a heart of gold."
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Behind-The-Scenes Photos That Make Dramatic Moments Look A Whole Lot Goofier
Come play with us, Danny. For as long as allowed under union rules.
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