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14 Somehow Totally Inappropriate Facts About Baseball The MLB has a rich history of foul gestures, surprise dildos and public sex Authors By Jesse Published July 22, 2024
PICTOFACT 35 Celebrities Cooking Up Some Major Beef R2-D2 and C-3PO fought like siblings Authors By Jesse Published July 21, 2024
PICTOFACT 32 Far-Out Facts About Space and NASA If you believe outer space is real, that is Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 20, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Trivia We Stepped in a Ways Back and Can’t Get Off Our Shoe You got a stick or something? Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 20, 2024
PICTOFACT 38 Facts That Shed New Light on Old Celebrities Everyone liked Elon Musk, before he started tweeting. But that was a very long time ago Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 20, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Trivia Tidbits for Friday, July 19, 2024 Want to make money off of rich idiots and get in shape at the same time? Consider: Strava Jockeying Authors By Jesse Published July 19, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Trivia to Shampoo Into Your Brain Folds Lather. Rinse. Repeat Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 19, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, July 17, 2024 Moon caves and green dinosaur bones Authors By Jesse Published July 17, 2024
The Funniest Dick Jokes Ever Told A hog by any other name would smell just as sweaty Authors By Jesse Published July 17, 2024
PICTOFACT 31 Fictional Patriots Who Need to Take It Down a Notch Take it easy, Lisa Simpson Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 17, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, July 16, 2024 ‘For your safety, is there a gerbil inside you?’ Authors By Jesse Published July 16, 2024
5 Ways National Parks Will Kill You Maybe just stay home this summer. Authors By Jesse Published July 16, 2024
PICTOFACT 36 Movie Facts More Exciting Than Anything in Phase Five of the MCU Can’t wait for Young Grogu or whatever Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 16, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Trivia Tidbits for Monday, July 15, 2024 ‘The Simpsons’ did it — again Authors By Jesse Published July 15, 2024
14 Somehow Totally Inappropriate Facts About Sleep Sleeping should not be this hard! Authors By Jesse Published July 15, 2024
PICTOFACT 29 Bits of STEM Trivia That Mad Scientists Have Forcibly Extracted From the Universe Like a Bond villain with a giant laser and a dream, we’re going to get every last one of the universe’s secrets Authors By Jesse Published July 15, 2024
PICTOFACT 30 Long-Forgotten Bits of Trivia We Never Thought We’d See in This Town Again Bold of you to show your face around here Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 14, 2024
PICTOFACT 36 Health and Wellness Tips From Celebrities, in Case You Want to Ruin Your Body You sure you want to take advice from Snooki? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 14, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Trivia to Stash in Your Mattress to Prepare for the Big Fact Collapse The amount of facts flying around the internet simply isn’t sustainable Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 13, 2024
PICTOFACT 34 Myths About History and the Law That’ll Make You Want to Punch a Textbook YOU LIED TO ME Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 13, 2024