
Jesse
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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Quiz: Which Blockbusters Were Expected to Fail Miserably?
Face it: no one knows what makes a successful movie
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Groan-Worthy Puns That Would Give Even a Popsicle Stick Pause
You might want to use that popsicle stick to gouge out your eyes, or ears — whatever it takes to make it all go away
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30 Times the Leader of the Free World Was a Nasty Little Freak
Freakazoid-in-chief
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30 Entitled Celebrities and CEOs With Egos Bigger Than Their Bank Accounts
Cool your jets, Bill
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12 Scrambled Bits of Trivia We Can Just Barely Make Out Through the Static
Don’t tell mom!
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12 Effervescent Bits of Trivia That Oughta Cure That Hangover
Plop plop fizz fizz, baby!
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12 Bits of Trivia We’ve Cleverly Rigged Around Our House to Thwart the Violent Crooks We Accidentally Crossed
This is our house. We have to defend it
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Quiz: What Modern Conveniences Set Off Mass Moral Panic When They Were First Introduced?
In retrospect, maybe the telephone was the downfall of society
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12 Ancient Bits of Trivia Flown to Earth Aboard the Evil Lord Xenu’s Galactic Cruiser Fleet and Dumped into the Volcanoes of Hawaii
Ah, tough break
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Quiz: Iconic Brands That Started Out in a Totally Different Industry
If at first you don't succeed... vertically integrate
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12 Hunky Bits of Trivia We’ve Photographed Nearly Nude for Our ‘Sexiest Facts of the Year’ Calendar
Awooga!
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12 Enormous Copper Bits of Trivia Gifted to Us by the People of France, That We Need to Build a Gigantic Pedestal for ASAP
Wow, thanks, just what we wanted
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Quiz: What Unhinged Admissions Did These Celebrities Make in the Middle of An Interview?
Danny, you scoundrel!
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12 Bits of Trivia We Just Cranked Out of a Gachapon Machine
Whoa, these are rare, too!
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12 Collectible Bits of Trivia Fresh From the Bottom of the Cereal Box
Collect all 12!
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Quiz: Do You Know the Bizarre Origins of These Common Snack Foods?
Where is your Wonka now?
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12 Perfectly Aged Bits of Trivia That Have Notes of Tennis Ball, Barnyard and Pencil Lead
Wafting... wafting...
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12 Groundbreaking Bits of Trivia Generated by a Revolutionary New Technology We’re Calling Artificial Ignorance
Computer, load up Celery Man, please
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Quiz: How Did Network Censors Handle These Iconic Movie Moments?
What the french toast?!
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