Felix Clay
I am Felix. I am not a cat.
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6 Horrifying True Stories To Read Before Using Sex Toys
My neighbor Webster defines a 'sex toy' as that which fits in one's ass on purpose, and repeatedly, because it's fun.
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4 Things You Should Do When You Owe People Money
Are you good with finances? Congratulations, you're an anomaly.
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6 Absurdly Pathetic Last-Ditch Protests Against Gay Marriage
Sometimes the opponents' plans are so ridiculous that you almost have to admire their dedication to being terrible.
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6 Ways You Remember The Past (That Will Baffle Your Kids)
Nostalgia is generally a pleasant experience, but soon you're going to find yourself nostalgic for nostalgia, because nostalgia as we know it is dying off.
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7 Safe Sex Campaigns That Backfired Hilariously
Sometimes the methods used to protect people from, or educate them about, the dark side of sex work out really, really badly.
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7 Completely Insane Sex Toy Designs
Instead of regular sex toys, we have the deranged leftovers from a Wile E. Coyote catalog.
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7 Ways Skynet Could Have Won By Now
Just how dumb is Skynet? Here's the first seven ways I could think of that it could have succeeded insanely easily in destroying John and/or Sarah Connor.
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5 Life-Improving Gadgets From Overseas That America Needs
While most gadgets require you to go to a store and buy them, every so often foreign streets can provide us the best technology.
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6 Stupid Infomercial Gimmicks That Have Taken Over Your Life
Yes, the Internet is a recreation of civilization's most brain-softening form of commercialism.
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5 Coma Patients Who Woke Up With Insane New Skills
There's a whole menagerie of nuttiness that can go on in your noggin when you're out like a light.
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7 Celebrities Who Are Hilariously Awful At Twitter
If nothing else, social media has given us plenty of evidence that celebrities are just as existentially confused as the rest of us.
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5 Horror Villains Who Aren't As Bad As They Seem
These are the monsters you can actually get behind. They're go-getters.
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4 Unintentional Ways We Offend People Every Day
And you'll spend hours in the shower fuming to yourself because of them.
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The Creepy Downside Of Sex With 6 Superheroes
In those make-believe worlds, you have to admit, there would be some weird and terrible sex going on if we take these characters at face value.
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4 Reasons Your Employer Doesn't Care If You're Happy Or Not
Do you have a good job, one that makes you feel happy and fulfilled? Congratulations! You're probably not real. Or maybe you are, but for the vast majority of people, that's not the case.
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4 Badass Works Of Art That Shouldn't Exist
Where does inspiration for art that's not as good as Bob Ross' totally awesome and exceptionally easy to reproduce on your own art come from? That's hard to say.
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The 5 Worst Excuses People Actually Gave For A Hit And Run
Don't you hate getting run over? What a pain in the you-know-what, am I right?
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7 Insane Obituaries You Won't Believe Are About Real People
Thank you, dead people, for brightening up the dreariest part of the newspaper.
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6 Ways ISIS Is Crazier Than You Thought
Just how far they will go to prove an extreme and duck-buggering insane belief system is kind of staggering.
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