Felix Clay
I am Felix. I am not a cat.
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4 Cartoon Characters (Surprisingly) Based On Real People
Anger the wrong person named Matt or Trey & you may end up immortalized for all eternity as the jerkiest character in South Park.
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4 Mistakes Hollywood Seems To Love Making
Every unique idea is seen as weird. Same ideas are the best ideas, no matter how often they fail. It's weird and shitty, and it seems to be the only way the industry works.
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4 Things People Get Away With At Work (And Nowhere Else)
Work is wonderful.
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The 6 Deadliest Foods Ever
I sort of developed a fascination with the idea of being murdered by my dinner.
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4 Most Sexually Uncomfortable Characters From Your Childhood
Sometimes writers, producers, and actors start resting on their laurels, and characters' sexualities get a little skewed, a little weird, and a little flat-out unsettling.
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4 Sex Lies Everyone Needs to Stop Telling
There are a handful of situations in life when it's perfectly OK to lie. But some lies, for everyone's enjoyment, just need to end sooner rather than later.
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4 Things Kids Never Learn (Because Parents Teach Them Badly)
Nearly every parent does this stuff, unfortunately.
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4 Unpleasant Things Nobody Tells You About Being in Love
People will tell you the exact opposite about love, that it should never cause you pain. If your love doesn't cause pain, you're doing it wrong.
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4 Embarrassing Ways Most People Would Die in an Apocalypse
You've got a whole mess of other issues to look out for that are probably going to kill you and yours before anyone can even declare the apocalypse official.
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The Single Most Useless 'As Seen On TV' Product Ever
The subject of my ire? Poofume. For crying out loud.
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7 Shockingly Bad Slogans Major Corporations Went With
For every effectively memorable and only marginally annoying slogan out there, there's about five that suck eggs.
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9 Stupid Words We Should Retire in 2015
A new year is upon us, and that means we need to arbitrarily decide some things will be different, solely based on the fact that Earth has completed another cycle around the sun.
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5 Stupid Movie Genres (And Why They're Popular)
There are matters of psychology and shit at work.
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3 Can't-Fail New Year's Resolution Alternatives
Convincing yourself to be someone else out of the blue is a silly task, and it's why the failure rate is so high.
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7 Traditional Christmas Drinks (Tested)
Merry Christmas from Canada! Did you know that Canadians keep all their booze in one place? What the hell, Celine?
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5 Things People Claim to Hate That Are Suspiciously Popular
Ever notice how much more hatred something gets as its popularity grows?
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4 Stupid Ways Everyone Deals With Breakups
I'm not sure what hurt me more, that I lost someone I cared for or that I didn't know why. But it did hurt.
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4 Ways Getting Older Makes You Behave Like an A-hole
Old, cruddy behavior seeps in all kinds of ways.
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4 (Bad) Reasons You Spend Holidays With Family
If family gatherings are so awkward and miserable for a large number of people -- and if the jokes on Twitter every major holiday are any indication, they are -- then why do we do it?
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4 Ethical Video Game Reviews for a Post-Gamergate World
I felt the need to jump feet first into Gamergate the only way I know how: By giving gamers exactly what they crave so as to finish this silly back-and-forth once and for all.
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