Felix Clay
I am Felix. I am not a cat.
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4 Mystical Healing Techniques I Tried (Failed Terribly)
Sure, modern medicine has things like medicine, but people spend billions of dollars on this stuff every despite no evidence any of it works. What's the worry?
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4 Things Everyone With Sleep Apnea Should Understand
Ever since my doctor's encouraging diagnosis that I was a living heart attack, I've been trying to find ways to fix my sleep apnea.
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5 Hard Truths About Butt Stuff (An In-Depth Investigation)
Assphyxia had a client who tried to work himself like a butter churn in between visits to see her. His weapon of choice was the wooden handle of his bathroom plunger.
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5 Things You Won't Believe Haven't Been Invented Yet
If a Keurig can brew up 100 types of coffee, surely you can make me a machine that can produce a passable mojito or Tom Collins.
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4 Problems With Men's Dress Clothes Nobody Talks About
A warm fart in a cold leather coat has but one direction to go.
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5 Reasons Threesomes Aren't As Awesome As You Think
Asking a couple if they would be amenable to you joining them for sex is awkward at best, and I've found even getting them to include you in dinner plans can be a hassle.
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6 Awesome Gifts For Traumatizing The People You Love
Let's face it: A jellyfish is just damp tissue that was granted semi-sentience and is not suitable to gift to anybody, let alone a loved one.
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6 Attempts To Sit Through The Worst Trilogy In History
After seeing Part One, you have no reason to want to see Part Two. And after seeing Part Two, there's got to be something considerably not right with you to want to watch Part Three.
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6 Vampires Terrorizing The Animal Kingdom Right Now
Imagine Bambi if, instead of even tolerating Thumper, he just bit his head off. That's how you sell tickets, Disney.
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5 Bad Jokes That Literally Ruined People's Lives
Here's your mom you haven't seen in a decade! Just kidding -- it's a man dressed in drag! Hilarious!
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8 Things That Made My Hospital Stay Extremely Uncomfortable
I recently had occasion to spend several days in the hospital and, along the way, there were special levels and layers of lunacy that made my stay kind of unnerving.
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The 4 Best Ways To Jerk Off (According To Science)
I have decided to put my very body on the line to help you, fellow jackers, determine just what is the best method of wanking.
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4 Uncomfortable Taboos Every Couple Fights About Eventually
A real relationship full of shared bills and wasted hours flicking through Netflix only to watch regular TV instead because nothing's on. These arguments are pretty much inevitable.
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The 8 Most Brilliant Kills In Famous Slasher Movies
These kills kicked major ass, even if they don't get a lot of love.
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8 Seemingly Impossible Sex Positions Tested In Real Life
Man, did I ever take one for the team on this article.
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5 Dick Jokes That Came To Life In Hilarious Ways
The universe itself conspires to make dick jokes a part of our everyday lives.
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4 Harsh Truths That Will Improve How You Watch TV And Film
These truths be harsh, but remember, it's for the greater good of your sanity.
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6 Hunters Who Are More Jackass Than Bad Ass
Whether you support hunting or abhor it, it's always funny to read about people who are just massive screw-ups.
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8 Brilliant Ways Dumb Criminals Displayed Their Stupidity
Some burglars are such stunning asshats, they make national news with how badly they screw up their crimes.
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6 Weird Things You'd Never Believe Will Make You Horny
It turns out arousal isn't all spheroids and flesh tones.
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