Felix Clay
I am Felix. I am not a cat.
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5 Groups Who Are Just As Loud As Their Causes Are Pointless
Seriously, these people need just not talk anymore.
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5 Horrible Types Of Packaging Clearly Invented By Satan
We let ourselves down when it comes to technological innovation in the field of product packaging.
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5 Common Disorders That Turn Cute Animals Into Nightmares
Bald chimps look like Verne Troyer bulked up on bovine growth hormone and filled his ball sack with saline.
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The Nollywood Double Feature That Finally Broke Me
Nigerian cinema is a lot like Bollywood, if Bollywood opted to drop the music and devote the time saved on choreography to drinking instead.
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The 5 Most Moronic Food Trends Of 2016 (So Far)
Seaweed is supposed to be 'the new kale.' It's not. It's the old seaweed.
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7 Strange Aspects Of Japan's Pop Idol Metal Music Scene
Recently, Stephen Colbert introduced North American television audiences to Babymetal. I found the whole thing fascinating and endeavored to learn more.
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7 Phallic Food Items Ranked For Their Dongositude
Are there more pressing issues at hand in the world? I dare you to name one.
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The 5 Shadiest Practices Of Modern Pet Stores
Instant ratcicles is not as funny as it sounds.
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5 Hypothetical Questions About Sex (Answered For You)
Welcome to the demented world of teenage males.
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5 Huge Changes DC Would Have To Make To Compete With Marvel
DC sucks at making movies, and they'll never be on equal footing with Marvel unless they make some changes.
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8 Real-Life Horror Monsters Walking The Earth Right Now
Bears are absolutely adorable when they're stuffed or named Paddington. In the real world, not so much.
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An Honest Review Of 8 Canned Meat Products
If Satan's selling your meat, I am on board. Let's get this party started.
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The Pros And Cons Of Attending 9 Fictional Colleges
Any school where your final grade is determined pretty much by your success at field day is OK by us.
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6 Dark Sides Of Canada That No One Ever Talks About
Maybe we're building the wall on the wrong side?
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Hunting Bigfoot: 4 Things You Learn Chasing Fiction
Yes, I paid a drunk stranger to take me into the woods alone. Yes, he had a gun.
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Why Donald Trump Doesn't Tell It Like It Is
Donald Trump does not tell it like it is and does not say what people wish they could say. He says what people are entertained to hear.
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7 Awful Sounds No One Ever Wants To Hear
Woe be to the aural terrorist who takes it upon themselves to drop an 'ahh' after every thirst-quenching swallow.
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6 Ways 'Deadpool' Was Exactly As Violent As It Needed To Be
If conflict is essential to good storytelling, then violence, devoid of context, is entertainment, I would argue.
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4 Gender Double Standards Everyone's Apparently OK With
If people on Twitter and Facebook hadn't spoken up, Gawker would have turned Jennifer Lawrence's boobs into their new logo.
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6 Awesome-Looking Things That Are Destroying The World
Approximately 30 percent of the energy used to heat or cool your house flies right out the window, like a dog who just saw a squirrel.
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