5 Groups Who Are Just As Loud As Their Causes Are Pointless Seriously, these people need just not talk anymore. Authors By Felix Clay Published June 25, 2016
5 Horrible Types Of Packaging Clearly Invented By Satan We let ourselves down when it comes to technological innovation in the field of product packaging. Authors By Felix Clay Published June 24, 2016
5 Common Disorders That Turn Cute Animals Into Nightmares Bald chimps look like Verne Troyer bulked up on bovine growth hormone and filled his ball sack with saline. Authors By Felix Clay Published June 18, 2016
The Nollywood Double Feature That Finally Broke Me Nigerian cinema is a lot like Bollywood, if Bollywood opted to drop the music and devote the time saved on choreography to drinking instead. Authors By Felix Clay Published June 11, 2016
The 5 Most Moronic Food Trends Of 2016 (So Far) Seaweed is supposed to be 'the new kale.' It's not. It's the old seaweed. Authors By Felix Clay Published June 07, 2016
7 Strange Aspects Of Japan's Pop Idol Metal Music Scene Recently, Stephen Colbert introduced North American television audiences to Babymetal. I found the whole thing fascinating and endeavored to learn more. Authors By Felix Clay Published May 27, 2016
7 Phallic Food Items Ranked For Their Dongositude Are there more pressing issues at hand in the world? I dare you to name one. Authors By Felix Clay Published May 14, 2016
The 5 Shadiest Practices Of Modern Pet Stores Instant ratcicles is not as funny as it sounds. Authors By Felix Clay Published May 09, 2016
5 Hypothetical Questions About Sex (Answered For You) Welcome to the demented world of teenage males. Authors By Felix Clay Published April 30, 2016
5 Huge Changes DC Would Have To Make To Compete With Marvel DC sucks at making movies, and they'll never be on equal footing with Marvel unless they make some changes. Authors By Felix Clay Published April 25, 2016
8 Real-Life Horror Monsters Walking The Earth Right Now Bears are absolutely adorable when they're stuffed or named Paddington. In the real world, not so much. Authors By Felix Clay Published April 11, 2016
An Honest Review Of 8 Canned Meat Products If Satan's selling your meat, I am on board. Let's get this party started. Authors By Felix Clay Published April 02, 2016
The Pros And Cons Of Attending 9 Fictional Colleges Any school where your final grade is determined pretty much by your success at field day is OK by us. Authors By Felix Clay Published March 24, 2016
6 Dark Sides Of Canada That No One Ever Talks About Maybe we're building the wall on the wrong side? Authors By Felix Clay Published March 19, 2016
Hunting Bigfoot: 4 Things You Learn Chasing Fiction Yes, I paid a drunk stranger to take me into the woods alone. Yes, he had a gun. Authors By Felix Clay Published March 16, 2016
Why Donald Trump Doesn't Tell It Like It Is Donald Trump does not tell it like it is and does not say what people wish they could say. He says what people are entertained to hear. Authors By Felix Clay Published March 09, 2016
7 Awful Sounds No One Ever Wants To Hear Woe be to the aural terrorist who takes it upon themselves to drop an 'ahh' after every thirst-quenching swallow. Authors By Felix Clay Published March 01, 2016
6 Ways 'Deadpool' Was Exactly As Violent As It Needed To Be If conflict is essential to good storytelling, then violence, devoid of context, is entertainment, I would argue. Authors By Felix Clay Published February 24, 2016
4 Gender Double Standards Everyone's Apparently OK With If people on Twitter and Facebook hadn't spoken up, Gawker would have turned Jennifer Lawrence's boobs into their new logo. Authors By Felix Clay Published February 21, 2016
6 Awesome-Looking Things That Are Destroying The World Approximately 30 percent of the energy used to heat or cool your house flies right out the window, like a dog who just saw a squirrel. Authors By Felix Clay Published February 14, 2016
