Just because the holidays are here doesn't mean the Internet will take a break from doing what it does best: porno, porno, and blasting lies across lazy news sites.
Before you show your vast array of Facebook friends you haven't talked to in a decade that adorable/awesome/terrifying news item, let us verify it for you.
Every once in a while, audiences are blessed with corporate synergy so idiotic and baffling that it threatens to derail whatever it is they're watching.
