Amanda Mannen has written for Cracked since 2013. She works from a rotation of surfaces in western Canada, where she lives with her husband and various human and plant children. You can find her on Twitter @manna_festo, but really, who still uses Twitter?"
As if 2016 wasn't already weird and miserable enough, remember when people started seeing creepy clowns lurking everywhere and we were all like, "Sure, why not, death in a sewer, here we come"?
You’d think, since we need it to survive and all, food would be the thing that needs the least marketing in the world, maybe aside from boobs and jet skis.
If you think it's weird that Homer Simpson has belonged to at least three different generations over the course of his show's run, consider the Peanuts.
The whole reason it’s a thing is because some madperson killed seven people in 1982 by poisoning random bottles of Tylenol, apparently for madperson reasons.
A lot of people never stop dancing long enough to really listen to a song, or its meaning is intentionally obscured because it’s too much of a downer to make you boogie.
