Amanda Mannen has written for Cracked since 2013. She works from a rotation of surfaces in western Canada, where she lives with her husband and various human and plant children. You can find her on Twitter @manna_festo, but really, who still uses Twitter?"
Usually, it’s a very, very bad idea to let your child go with someone who wants to make a movie with them. But in each of these cases, it totally paid off
Skirts got shorter and shoes became more important because of tuberculosis, codpieces became popular because of syphilis and hats became mainstreamed because of smallpox
From legal ambiguities to tech companies that just leave you hanging, those bionic eyes and superhuman internal organs might be more trouble than they’re worth
To all the stuffy, awful dudes of the Victorian era, bikes were less a means of transportation and more a proto vibrator that would render women so horny they had no choice but to emancipate themselves
Not all slaps are created equal. Some slaps fall short in some areas, others in others and there can be only one GOAT (and we’re not talking about Missy)
