Jason Pargin
I am the Executive Editor of Cracked.com and NYT bestselling author David Wong, which is the pseudonym of a real person named Jason Pargin.
Why People Are Terrible, Pt 3: Fashion And Celebrity Culture
'Why are people such s***heads?
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Cracked's Secret (Communist) Plan To Keep The Site Free
No one at Cracked wants their creative voice muffled behind a giant steel door with a dollar sign on it.
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Your Brain Needs Silence (And Probably Isn’t Getting It)
There's a really simple solution for those whose worrying keeps them up at night.
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- By Jason Pargin
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Our Editor-in-Chief's 4 Most Mind-Blowing Podcast Moments
Serious Talk. It's Jack's last episode.
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- By Michael Swaim, Daniel O'Brien, Mandy Rusin, Soren Bowie, Jack O'Brien, Alex Schmidt, Jason Pargin
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6 Facts That Will Clear Up Your Confusing Life
Of course you don't know what you want to do with your life. It would be weird if you did.
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7 Reasons We're Quietly Letting Racists Win
This is the truth racists don't want you to know.
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Some Brief, Friendly Advice About Race And Racism
So you've got some new, controversial opinions about race!
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How Ann Coulter And Milo Yiannopoulos Are Playing You
It's become your daily morning ritual. Wake up. Open Twitter. And here come's your fix.
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- By Alex Schmidt, Katie Goldin, Jason Pargin, Jack O'Brien
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5 Ways To Stay Sane In An Era Of Non-Stop Outrage
If you want to stay sane over the next four years, stop feeding an outrage addiction that puts money in the pockets of reckless carnival barkers.
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Trump's Biggest Lie (Most Liberals Believe)
Once you hit your mid-twenties, everything starts beginning to suck.
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- By Jason Pargin, Jack O'Brien
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The 25 Coolest Things We Discovered In 2016
It's not just us right? There are too many damn movies and TV shows to keep up with.
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- By Jack O'Brien, Jason Pargin, Soren Bowie
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Why Smart People Support Trump (And Why They’re Wrong)
I'm going to reach back in time to have a bitter but productive debate with the 1999 'Fight Club really speaks to me!' Republican version of myself.
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Why Movies Teach Men Horrible Lessons About Sex
You know how when you watch and old movie and there's a Y2K joke or a WAZZZZUUUP and you think, man, this hasn't aged well.
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- By Jason Pargin, Carmen Angelica, Katy Stoll
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5 Reasons Holidays Are Secretly Crucial To Our Survival
If you want to piss off an anxious person, just tell them to stay positive. Seriously, try it!
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What The F**k Just Happened You Guys!?
Donald Trump will be the 45th President of the United States of America.
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- By Jason Pargin, Jack O'Brien
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Don't Panic
Don't panic. Or rather, don't keep panicking for too long.
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7 Reasons So Many Guys Don’t Understand Sexual Consent
We're still teaching boys these lessons, every day. Here's what the lesson plan looks like.
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The Awful Secret Behind Trump And This Election
You thought it would disappear before the Iowa primary.
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- By Jack O'Brien, Jason Pargin
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How Half Of America Lost Its F**king Mind
I'm going to explain the Donald Trump phenomenon in three movies. And then some text.
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Are Eggs Good For You? We Have No F**king Clue
How many times a week do you see someone posting a headline to Facebook with a ridiculous scientific claim about your health?
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- By Jason Pargin, Jack O'Brien
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