I am the Executive Editor of Cracked.com and NYT bestselling author David Wong, which is the pseudonym of a real person named Jason Pargin.
Why People Are Terrible, Pt 3: Fashion And Celebrity Culture 'Why are people such s***heads? Authors By Jason Pargin Published August 07, 2017
Cracked's Secret (Communist) Plan To Keep The Site Free No one at Cracked wants their creative voice muffled behind a giant steel door with a dollar sign on it. Authors By Jason Pargin Published July 14, 2017
Your Brain Needs Silence (And Probably Isn’t Getting It) There's a really simple solution for those whose worrying keeps them up at night. Authors By Jason Pargin Published June 16, 2017
Our Editor-in-Chief's 4 Most Mind-Blowing Podcast Moments Serious Talk. It's Jack's last episode. Authors By Michael Swaim, Daniel O'Brien, Mandy Rusin, Soren Bowie, Jack O'Brien, Alex Schmidt, Jason Pargin Published June 05, 2017
6 Facts That Will Clear Up Your Confusing Life Of course you don't know what you want to do with your life. It would be weird if you did. Authors By Jason Pargin Published May 22, 2017
7 Reasons We're Quietly Letting Racists Win This is the truth racists don't want you to know. Authors By Jason Pargin Published April 12, 2017
Some Brief, Friendly Advice About Race And Racism So you've got some new, controversial opinions about race! Authors By Jason Pargin Published April 05, 2017
How Ann Coulter And Milo Yiannopoulos Are Playing You It's become your daily morning ritual. Wake up. Open Twitter. And here come's your fix. Authors By Alex Schmidt, Katie Goldin, Jason Pargin, Jack O'Brien Published March 13, 2017
5 Ways To Stay Sane In An Era Of Non-Stop Outrage If you want to stay sane over the next four years, stop feeding an outrage addiction that puts money in the pockets of reckless carnival barkers. Authors By Jason Pargin Published March 01, 2017
Trump's Biggest Lie (Most Liberals Believe) Once you hit your mid-twenties, everything starts beginning to suck. Authors By Jason Pargin, Jack O'Brien Published January 30, 2017
The 25 Coolest Things We Discovered In 2016 It's not just us right? There are too many damn movies and TV shows to keep up with. Authors By Jack O'Brien, Jason Pargin, Soren Bowie Published December 26, 2016
Why Smart People Support Trump (And Why They’re Wrong) I'm going to reach back in time to have a bitter but productive debate with the 1999 'Fight Club really speaks to me!' Republican version of myself. Authors By Jason Pargin Published December 19, 2016
Why Movies Teach Men Horrible Lessons About Sex You know how when you watch and old movie and there's a Y2K joke or a WAZZZZUUUP and you think, man, this hasn't aged well. Authors By Jason Pargin, Carmen Angelica, Katy Stoll Published December 12, 2016
5 Reasons Holidays Are Secretly Crucial To Our Survival If you want to piss off an anxious person, just tell them to stay positive. Seriously, try it! Authors By Jason Pargin Published November 22, 2016
What The F**k Just Happened You Guys!? Donald Trump will be the 45th President of the United States of America. Authors By Jason Pargin, Jack O'Brien Published November 09, 2016
Don't Panic Don't panic. Or rather, don't keep panicking for too long. Authors By Jason Pargin Published November 09, 2016
7 Reasons So Many Guys Don’t Understand Sexual Consent We're still teaching boys these lessons, every day. Here's what the lesson plan looks like. Authors By Jason Pargin Published November 03, 2016
The Awful Secret Behind Trump And This Election You thought it would disappear before the Iowa primary. Authors By Jack O'Brien, Jason Pargin Published October 24, 2016
How Half Of America Lost Its F**king Mind I'm going to explain the Donald Trump phenomenon in three movies. And then some text. Authors By Jason Pargin Published October 12, 2016
Are Eggs Good For You? We Have No F**king Clue How many times a week do you see someone posting a headline to Facebook with a ridiculous scientific claim about your health? Authors By Jason Pargin, Jack O'Brien Published October 10, 2016
