I am the Executive Editor of Cracked.com and NYT bestselling author David Wong, which is the pseudonym of a real person named Jason Pargin.
The First Haunted House In Space (VIDEO) Guest-starring Jason Pargin! Authors By Jason Pargin, Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published October 06, 2022
Jason Pargin Watched Riders Of Justice (AKA The Phantom Menace) (PODCAST) This week the gang watches Riders of Justice with special guest Jason "the artist formerly known as David Wong" Pargin. Authors By Jason Pargin, Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published December 13, 2021
To Save Lives, Let's Move Christmas To July #MoveXmasToJuly isn't just about a safer holiday; it's about a better holiday. Authors By Jason Pargin Published December 03, 2020
5 Scary Questions About The Future (No One Wants To Ask) Fixing the world means confronting these head-on ... Authors By Jason Pargin Published October 14, 2020
5 Ways Dumb Conspiracies Suck In Normal People If you're going to get people's attention, you need to lean into the stupid. Authors By Jason Pargin Published September 04, 2020
Why Christmas 2020 Could Be An All-Time Nightmare And you thought it was bad every other year. Authors By Jason Pargin Published August 10, 2020
'Zoey Punches The Future in the Dick' Trailer aka, 'What Has David Wong Been Doing?' The trailer for Jason 'David Wong' Pargin's newest book has arrived Authors By Jason Pargin Published August 04, 2020
5 Predictions For The Dumb 2020 Election Season If this is going to be your first presidential election, let me just take a moment to apologize on behalf of American democracy. Authors By Jason Pargin Published June 25, 2020
Why Hollywood Should Scrap All COVID-19 Movies Literally another other topic, please. Authors By Jason Pargin Published May 27, 2020
Common Beliefs That Make Disasters Worse (with Jason Pargin) You can help save lives! You! The person reading this sentence! Authors By Jason Pargin, Alex Schmidt Published April 27, 2020
5 Common Beliefs That Make Disasters Worse None of these ideologies are productive! Authors By Jason Pargin Published April 07, 2020
An Announcement From Jason 'David Wong' Pargin (He Does Not Die At The End) It's important Cracked announcement time, folks. Authors By Jason Pargin Published February 20, 2020
Why Fear-Based Democracies Aren't Free (with Jason Pargin) Our goal shouldn't be life, liberty, and the pursuit of ALWAYS FREAKING OUT. Authors By Jason Pargin, Alex Schmidt Published January 27, 2020
15 Things Socially Awkward People Need To Know Don't sweat the small stuff. Authors By Jason Pargin Published January 19, 2020
10 Things Everyone Should Know Going Into The Next Decade Maybe the next decade will be better? Authors By Jason Pargin Published January 01, 2020
Why The Holidays Are Secretly Crucial To Our Survival Merry Christmas! Or merry any day when you can stop and notice your life! Authors By Jason Pargin, Alex Schmidt Published December 23, 2019
Freedom Sucks (And That's Why We Have To Defend It) We are on some dangerous ground here. Authors By Jason Pargin Published December 08, 2019
Come Write For Cracked, Everybody! It Pays Money! If you want to contribute and get paid for it, there a few ways to do so. Authors By Jason Pargin Published November 28, 2019
15 Archaeological Discoveries Scarier Than Any Horror Movie Happy Halloween! The past is terrifying! In the most astonishing way! Authors By Alex Schmidt, Jason Pargin Published October 28, 2019
How Our Pets Have Evolved To Emotionally Manipulate Us We're just fooling ourselves into thinking the things we love actually love us back. For example, dogs. Authors By Jason Pargin Published September 21, 2019
