Dan Duddy
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We Watched: The Rock, Justin Timberlake, And The 'Donnie Darko' Dude's Awful Film's Cannes Cut
This is like the Snyder cut in reverse.
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Why Debating Whether Celebs Use Steroids ('Natty Or Not?') Is Misguided
Giving actors crap for (allegedly) taking steroids is a pointless waste of time.
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6 Bonkers TV Shows That We Missed Out On
Good or bad these shows should have been a given a shot.
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Brad Pitt's Insane Movie We Forgot Existed
Brad Pitt somehow kept acting after the craziness that is 'Cool World.'
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Yo, Can We Admit Reviving Old Shows Is A Bust?
It used to just seem lazy, but now, after thinking about it, Hollywood's strategy seems to be really dumb too.
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'Scrubs' Rub: Should The Janitor Get An Origin Story?
Imagine if all of his lies were true? It would be one hell of a TV show.
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Phoebe And Mike On 'Friends' Were All Wrong For Each Other
There are lots of picks for who Phoebe actually should have ended up with, but there's one truth: It's not Mike.
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EA Sports Is Bringing Back 'NCAA Football' ... But How?
You can't just have mascot games forever, right?
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Who Is The Saddest Character In 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine?'
We'll give you a hint. It's whoever has to spend the most time around Pontiacs.
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Gamestop Is Getting Wilder By The Second
Can't Stop, won't stop, Gamestop. Or will it?
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What 'Her' Nailed And Missed About Us And Tech In 2021
We're all the creepy dude from 'Her' right now.
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The Entire 'Animal Plays Sports' Genre Is Dominated By One Man
The MCU has nothing on Air Bud Entertainment.
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'30 Rock's Gay Bomb Was A Real Thing
Here's a weapon that's atomically dumb.
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TV Doctors: What Would They Have Done During This?
Leo Spaceman as surgeon general is the only thing that could make this worse.
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Steve Holt(!) Is The Only Good Person On 'Arrested Development'
The diamond in the rough of the Bluth family tree.
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Keanu Reeves' 'Johnny Mnemonic,' The Movie Everyone Crapped On, Was Actually Right
Critics owe Keanu an apology
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'Olympus Has Fallen' Made D.C. Takeovers Look Harder To Do ...
'Olympus has Fallen' suddenly hits a little different.
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'Friends' Gave Us The Most Cursed New Years Episode in Sitcom History
Another year? Another chance to be creeped out by this episode of 'Friends.'
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3 Things That Make A Christmas Movie, A Christmas Movie
I made a list, and checked it twice.
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