
Dan Duddy
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Why Are All 'Future-Sports' Movies About Death?
Every movie about sports in the future is some kind of hyperviolent battle to the death.
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'Chad' And The Sad State Of Review Bombing
If you can't trust the Tomatometer then what can you trust?
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The '90s Weird Trend Of Action Stars Murdering Old Men
Careful what you say, Grandpa, or you might end up on the wrong side of a roundhouse kick.
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4 Times Reality Cast Members Were Monsters Outside Of The Show
Being a reality TV star isn't for everyone and these stories prove that it should probably be for no one.
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Uh ... Your Delivery Order May Not Come From Where You Think
Thankfully, ghost kitchens are going to die with the pandemic ... at least we hope.
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Manly Diet Soda Commercials Are The Dumbest Ads Imaginable
Soda companies will go to any length to avoid using the word diet in a soda for men.
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Do The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Bone?
Yes, and probably not with who you expect.
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The Most Ridiculous Part Of 'RoboCop' Isn't A Cyborg Cop
Okay, and maybe also his face poking out of his robot head.
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Ash's Mom On 'Pokemon' Needs To Get A Divorce
This lady needs to Pokemon Go find a new man.
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The 'Mortal Kombat' Movie Actually Looks Good?
GET OVER HERE ... because this movie has some hype on it.
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How Famous Is Jerry On 'Seinfeld'?
It's complicated, but yada yada yada, we'd say fairly famous.
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The Premise Of 'The Good Doctor' Continues To Be Off
If you were to base your notions of reality on TV alone (as many of us here do), then you might be inclined to think this is what autism always looks like.
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Who's The Worst Character On 'Shark Tank?'
They are playing characters, right?
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What The MCU 'Fantastic Four' Can Learn From The 1994 Movie
If you can't do better than an unreleased movie from 1994, then you don't deserve to try.
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The GameStop Saga Has Reached A New Chapter
This has become like an anime now.
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Diving Inside The Bonkers '80s Version Of 'Mad Max: Fury Road'
Are we, the denizens of 2021 so predictable that you can grab any old sci-fi movie off the shelf and it'll tell what watch you're wearing? Not always.
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5 Weird Ways Movies Have Had To Change During This
You're well aware by now that the past year has changed the movie business, but some ways have been stranger than others ...
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Bonkers Show Made To Mock 'The Bachelor' Gave It Too Much Credit
'The Bachelor' is caught up in so much controversy with regards to race right now that 'UnREAL,' hilariously, might have been giving it too much credit.
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Hey, Give Us More 'Batman Beyond'
If there's an opportunity to bring this show back, then we should take it.
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